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KittenWithAWhip
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20 Aug 2010, 2:49 pm

Is still working on translating that one page from Olde English to Sanskrit.

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20 Aug 2010, 3:18 pm

Made some ear-jewellery herself.. um, a short but beautiful chain of silver (2x).. and some real slices of bacon attached to them. :shock:

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20 Aug 2010, 3:33 pm

Tried to make a silk purse from a sow's ear.

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20 Aug 2010, 7:34 pm

Makes all his pigs wear lipstick.

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20 Aug 2010, 11:13 pm

Paints her chicken's toe nails.

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21 Aug 2010, 3:40 am

Gives her pigs elocution lessons so they can recite their own cooking instructions.

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21 Aug 2010, 6:22 am

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KittenWithAWhip wrote:

Paints her chicken's toe nails.

My ex-boss and his wife came over one day, and she was so happy to see the chickens -- said she'd had a pet hen as a child, and yes, she used to paint its little toenails and its beak. :lol:

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21 Aug 2010, 6:34 am

Knows some very strange people. :wink:

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21 Aug 2010, 6:53 am

Thinks that's strange, ha! She also sewed a little tiny purse for the chicken to carry around her neck, with cracked corn in it. :lol:

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21 Aug 2010, 6:56 am

OMG, a chicken crack-head!

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21 Aug 2010, 6:58 am

Was banned from England for serving crack with chickens. This is why he now lives in France.

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21 Aug 2010, 7:02 am

Was responsible for making Maryland cookies word famous by inclusion of her mystery addictive ingredient.

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