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Granted, but the excess sugar cause you to get diabetes.

I wish Pink Floyd would get back together.

Aww!! ! Too cute!

Granted. You have them. But… you’re not really planning on eating anything that cute, are you? C’mon, look at ‘em!


I actually have a chocolate turtle that’s been in the fridge for years.


I wish I could own a turtle sanctuary.

I’m too slow to post!
Granted but they’re far too old and can’t remember their own lyrics, and they mess up their playing too.

Granted! You own a turtle sanctuary, but you don't get enough funding to keep in running for more than a year.

I wish I had this puppy.

Granted. But you don’t have it inoculated and it contracts distemper.

I wish sanctuaries never ran out of funding.

Granted, but all the animals get sick often.

I wish to take a trip to New Zealand someday.

Granted. While you’re there NZ sees its most devastating earthquake yet, and you’re trapped inside the ruins for days without food or water.


I wish I had the power to heal sick and injured animals.

Wish granted but you won't have a camera.
I wish for a PM from Shikari.

Granted, but you must PM her first!

I wish for a new set watercolor paints.

Wish granted but you spill them.
I wish for some apple cider.

Granted, but it's super hot and you burn your mouth.

I wish to not ever spill anything, ever!

Wish granted now you will break everything
I wish sickness didn't have to exist

Granted, but heartache still exists.

I wish that I can always give 110% at anything I do.

Granted. You’ll burn out quickly though.


I wish there was no sexism or gender inequality.

Granted, but racism still exists.

I wish people could agree on things or at least compromise better.

Granted. With the new secret police no-one dares do anything but agree and accept any ‘compromise’ they are ‘offered’.


Yeah, I kinda think that’s the only way that’s gonna happen.


I wish Europe never sees a new war.