Corrupt A Wish

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Done.

The long-incubated plans of the stamp-collectors conspiracy come to fruition, and they take over Europe, to rule with an iron hand. Europe now lives under an enforced peace, for as long as civilisation shall last.


I wish I could understand anything anyone said to me, in any language.

Granted nobody will ever say anything nice to you and your feelings will get hurt
I wish for a hot tub.

Granted, but the temperature will always be a little too hot for you.

I wish I heard my alarm this morning.

Wish granted but it was playing a song you hate.
I wish for a PM from Shikari

Granted! But once again, you must PM her first.

I wish for a gift card to some of my favorite stores.

@abelianization, granted but you will lose your memory when you travel back in time and only have memories of the dinosaur age.
@shikari granted but you lose them and by the time you find them your favorite stores have closed
I wish for some delicious warm vegetables

I corrupted your wish above but you didn't see it.
I also have a wish for you to corrupt

Argh, I'm just too slow.

For anyone reading this who's confused, I posted in reply to "I wish I'd heard my alarm this morning" with:

Then I found I'd been beaten to it, deleted my post, then someone replied to it. So now I've confused things. I guess that's a risk with this game.

Your delicious warm vegetables got eaten by the veg man.

I wish to have a good life.

Wish granted. Everyone else will have a bad life.
I wish for perfect health.

@Musicgirl The vegetables may be delicious, but they give you food poisoning.

Just for the heck of it, I wish I could always react to something as fast as I wanted.


Edit: Sigh. Beaten again. See what I mean?

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Wish granted you won't always give the right reactions
I wish The weather was warmer

You have perfect health for the rest of your life. That isn't necessarily very long, though.

I won't make a wish because we already have a wish for warmer weather.

Since no-one's followed that one -

You already have your wish: global warming.

I wish I could play the harmonica.

Wish granted but you can't play it well
I wish for a nice relaxing day.

Granted, but oh man! Tomorrow is gonna be rough.

I wish for a pocket full of sunshine.