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KittenWithAWhip
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23 Aug 2010, 2:19 pm

Knows I'm right.

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23 Aug 2010, 4:45 pm

Prefers bacon with sprinkles.

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26 Aug 2010, 9:28 am

Likes to sit on the lawn when the sprinkler is on.

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26 Aug 2010, 1:40 pm

Likes to put bananas into exhaust pipes(?) of cars at parking lots near supermarchés.

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26 Aug 2010, 3:44 pm

(Jamming a large potato on the end is much more entertaining. :wink: )

Likes to erm, insert vegetables into unusual places. (In cars)

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26 Aug 2010, 4:20 pm

Once robbed a bank using a vegetable peeler as a weapon.

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26 Aug 2010, 4:29 pm

Once robbed a green grocer brandishing a banana and stole all his grapefruits.

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26 Aug 2010, 4:50 pm

I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do. You can't prove anything.

Accuses innocent people of horrific crimes against fruits.

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26 Aug 2010, 5:01 pm

Gives elocution lessons to pineapples.

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26 Aug 2010, 5:05 pm

Makes people get the Spongebob Square Pants song stuck in their head. :evil:

Captain: Are you ready kids?
Kids: Aye-aye Captain.
Captain: I can't hear you...
Kids: Aye-Aye Captain!!
Captain: Oh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: If nautical nonsense be something you wish...
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Ready?
EveryBody: SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: SpongeBoooob.... SquarePaaaaaaaaaants! Haha.

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26 Aug 2010, 5:07 pm

Has chosen one notable pineapple to be his godfather.

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26 Aug 2010, 5:10 pm

Is related to my uncle pomegranate!

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26 Aug 2010, 5:13 pm

has eaten my grandma banana. :evil:

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26 Aug 2010, 5:20 pm

Left her grandmothers mortal remains on the floor causing me to slip!

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27 Aug 2010, 7:25 am

Buried his grandmother in an old stretched out slip.

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27 Aug 2010, 10:13 am

Crept into the crypt to decrypt a cryptic cryptogram.

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