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27 Aug 2010, 1:33 pm

Always up for a little alliteration.

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27 Aug 2010, 5:52 pm

Knows how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, but his secret is safe from the lumber industry.

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28 Aug 2010, 12:10 am

reginaterrae wrote:

Knows how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, but his secret is safe from the lumber industry.

in a wood safe.... which woodchucks chucked through last night and chucked out the piece of wood in which the inscriptiption of how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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30 Aug 2010, 6:03 pm

Is an apprentice carpenter, currently building a formula 1 racing car entirely out of mahogany [the plastic dashboard trim is optional].

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30 Aug 2010, 6:06 pm

Is a 2 inch cartoon character who accidently gets stuck in a bubble and floats in to space.

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30 Aug 2010, 6:42 pm

Accident, indeed! You stuck that cartoon character in the bubble, don't try to deny it!

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31 Aug 2010, 12:21 am

Is a crotchety school marm!

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31 Aug 2010, 4:00 am

Teaches crochet and how to make silk purses from pigs ears.

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31 Aug 2010, 4:06 am

Taught how to do crochet purses to a pig and then complained the pig didnt hear his indications.

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31 Aug 2010, 6:09 am

Taught a sow to sow and to sew. :scratch:

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31 Aug 2010, 6:31 am

Has a real sauropod skeleton in his attic. :shock:

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31 Aug 2010, 6:32 am

Keeps a live sauropod in a kennel in his garden! Costs him a fortune in food.

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31 Aug 2010, 6:39 am

Fine tuned the ribs of said skeleton and since three weeks is able to xylophone (<the verb) 'god save the queen' on it.

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31 Aug 2010, 6:45 am

Is the worlds leading musician of bone xylophones.

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31 Aug 2010, 7:13 am

Tallyman once met an orangutan named Duckvonmorticia, and he had a very torrid relationship with her.

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31 Aug 2010, 7:36 am

Told Duckvonmorticia's mother about it and she went ape!

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