Corrupt A Wish

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Granted! Now you are someone else, but you soon realize you can't handle it.

I wish I wasn't all wished out!

Wish granted but all your wishes must be corrupted.
I wish for a dog

Granted, but the dog is very temperamental.

I wish to see Falling Water one day (Frank Lloyd Wright house).

Wish granted but it won't feel like home to you.
I wish to meet Glinda and Elphaba

Granted, but it turns out Glinda is not such a good witch.

I wish for peace.

Wish granted but no joy
I wish to dance

Granted, but you aren't very good at it.

I wish for a new couch!

Granted it is ugly though
I wish for a massage

Granted, but the masseuse does a horrible job.

I wish to take a break from Corrupt a Wish for awhile.

Granted, but you get banned from WP.
I wish for a pixie stick

A real pixie gives you their stick, which turns out to be cursed.

I wish I knew what my friends were thinking.

Granted. But there are good reasons why people have filters. You won’t like what you learn about them.

I wish pet turtles were allowed where I live.

Granted. Turtles are now allowed but they bring airborne illnesses that kill all bird life in your neighbourhood.

I wish I had a hit record.

Granted but this music hit record will cause obsessed fans to chase and trample you to an early demise.

I wish I had an endless supply of energy.

Granted, you're now a black hole!


I wish I never immediately thought the worst.

Granted, but now the worst immediately happens to you, whether or not you think of it.

I wish that the world used a single currency.