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Granted. But the currency is the same as was used in Norway in 1695, rigsdaler. Just like then the currency will be denominated in two different rigsdaler, the rigsdaler courant and the rigsdaler specie, with 96 skilling to the rigsdaler courant and 120 skilling to the rigsdaler specie.
All the old coins and notes from 1695 to 1813 will be reissued, which means coins will be issued in denominations of 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 8, 16 and 24 skilling, 1⁄15, 1⁄5, ⅓, ½, ⅔ and 1 rigsdaler specie.
Banknotes will be issued for 1/2, 1, 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 50 and 100 rigsdaler (spelt rixdaler), 1, 5, 10 and 100 rigsdaler courant, and finally 12 skilling notes.



I wish I wasn't so insecure.

I would grant that if I could.

I wish I had the power to grant wishes.

Granted. Into the genie bottle you go! It's a shame someone went and buried it.

I wish I could meet Stephen Hawking in person.

Granted, but he doesn't live much longer after you meet him.

I wish to always be able to find a silver lining in things.

Wish granted, but you will still focus on the negative.
I wish for sweet dreams tonight.

Granted! They are filled with lollipops and gumdrop trees, but you get diabetes in your dreams.

I wish for a pair of boots!

Wish granted but someone spills a red drink on them.
I wish for some shrimp

Granted, but you get food poisoning and blow chunks all night all.

I wish no one would spill drinks on any of my shoes.

Wish granted now people spill drinks on your clothes
I wish for the country club pool where I live to reopen

Granted, but people pee in it.

I wish nothing ever stained clothes.

granted- but it's filled w/ pee

I wish I could see santorum

You meet Senator Rick Santorum but find out he's not as honest as he presents himself to be.

I wish the next iteration of Star Wars movies are suitable for those over 12 years old.

Thx, I could really need it.


I’ll take both the unanswered ones then.

Granted, nothing stains clothes, but the wonder material that makes clothes un-stainable is highly hazardous to both health and environment.


Granted. The next Star Wars movie is so bloody and violent it’s banned right away.


I wish holodeck technology existed.

Granted, but it's glitchy!

I wish to go wherever the road leads me.

Granted, but the road is the Yellow Brick Road where you’ll befriend lions, scarecrows and a tin toy brother.

I wish I could experience another earthquake, but only a small harmless one, like last time.

Granted, but all your most valuable possessions get broken, but nothing more than that, and there was no damage to anyone else's stuff in your whole area.

I wish I didn't have to work the night shift tomorrow (Wednesday).