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Chickens out of baking cookies.

SacrIfices chickens to the cookie god, or was it sacrifices cookies to the chicken god....?

God-modes Chicken Cookie, a game where you play a sacrificial lamb.

Bakes chicken-chip cookies.

Bakes thumbprint cookies for his chickens. They don't like the jelly sticking to their beaks, and really they'd prefer marzipan, but they're too polite to tell him that.

Has successfully crossed homing pigeons with tuna fish creating Tunapigs that swim directly into her kitchen.

Was amazed at the sheer force of all the fairies in ferngully when they collectivly b!$7slapped him for cutting down their sacred home.

Offers legal services to pixies for a standard fee of a pot of gold.

Wears bright orange suspenders so oncoming meteorists can see him coming.

That icon pic shows her with her hair dyed dark -- it's naturally bright orange.

Crochets bright orange woolly underpants for the monks at Christmas.

Puts distracting thoughts into monks minds... of bacon.

Was once discovered by a stoner and his friends when their great dane sniffed out some bacon behind the bookshelf and realized that ghosts don't exist, only creepy guys who dress up as ghosts. Oh yea- and then this one blond in the group broke her nail and headed back to the van with tears in her eyes, and lo and behold our hero even had a nail repair kit in his back pocket.

^ That made sense to her.

Makes cents out of dollars.

Makes an alluring scent every morning with her frying pan.