Corrupt A Wish

Post Reply New Topic

Wish granted. It is spaghetti flavored icecream. Yuck!
I wish to go skydiving.

Granted, but the chute fails to open.

I wish for a bowl of ice cream in normal flavors.

Wish granted but it is so cold you freeze your tongue.
I wish I could go ahead a put out the Christmas decorations

Granted, but you will be judged by others for putting them up before Thanksgiving.

I wish it was Thanksgiving already! Food!

Granted. Thanksgiving arrives, as well as the season's bounty, but you eat so much you end up with colitis at the local hospital.

I wish I was normal.

You and me both, redrobin62!! !!

Granted, there is a cure, but just enough for two. You and I are the only aspies who will be cured, because it was an experimental drug and it didn't pass the trials. It worked though. It was a bit of a nuisance that it gave us green skin, but I for one would pick green skin over AS any day!! The UN had to pass a special racism clause just for the two of us.

I wish I didn't rely so much on Google search

Granted.....instead, you start depending on Safari.


I wish for a pup tent.


Sylkat

Granted. A freak storm blows your tent far away, with you in it. Sylkat, I have a feeling you're not in Kansas anymore!

I wish I could see a tornado close enough to see it well but not close enough to get injured

Granted, but you have to move to the United States to see them. You live in tornado alley, and you see them, and all the devastation that they cause all around you. You, however, will never be injured.

I wish I was from an area that didn't see so many tornadoes.

I did see a little one once. VERY little. Like a leaf swirling round and round.... Tornados are very rare where I live, and those that are, are very small. Two years ago a small tornado was filmed as it made its way in Oslo's east end. The few times they are detected here they only measure F0 or F1 on the Fujita-Pearson scale, so they are nothing like the ones in USA. The strongest ones ever detected in Norway was F2.
One is supposed to distinguish these from the more powerful ones by calling them "trombe" or "skypumpe", but of course just about everyone but meteorologists call them tornados.
This tornado didn't do any damage. As a rare guest, it's really cool! I missed out on it though... In May 2004 another small tornado visited Oslo centrum and left limited destruction and a few injured people. I missed out on that one too.

Granted. Now you live in San Francisco and await the next big one.

Speaking of quakes... I wish my entire city wasn't built on mud! It's really ancient swamp land.

Granted. It is now all in water. Hope you know how to swim.

I wish i had a fully operational car that could fly and i could drive it.

Granted. On the day of your first solo flight, a terrorist has decided to shoot down a plane. Your flying car gets in the way and he shoots you down with a bazooka.

I wish I could change a few things in my past.

Granted. You go back in time and make changes only to find, through the butterfly effect, they make your future life much worse.

I wish I had a flying carpet.

Granted, but it has a mind of it's own and decides to go where you don't want it to, and not go where you want it to.

I wish I could go horseback riding again.

Granted, here's your horse.

Doesn't she look sweet?


Alternatively… You get this horse and get so distracted reading it that you won’t do any riding



I wish I had a pangolin.

Granted! You bring it home, but it escapes and eventually gets run over by a bus.

I wish I could get this stain out.