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TallyMan
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29 Jun 2010, 9:21 am

You receive a job offer at Wal-Mart :wink:

*inserts a newspaper article about a man running riot and shooting everyone at Wal-Mart* :lol:


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29 Jun 2010, 9:27 am

Receives a Code Brown.


*Inserts my resignation after working for managers who literally went insane.*



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29 Jun 2010, 9:30 am

You receive a mouldy orange as a leaving present.

*inserts a refrigerator magnet*


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29 Jun 2010, 9:34 am

Receives a refrigerator filled with magnets.



*Inserts a tricorder.*



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29 Jun 2010, 9:47 am

It makes a woo woo woo sounds and some lights flash on it, then some little kid snatches it back and says "get your own!"

*inserts a voucher to spend at Toys R Us*


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29 Jun 2010, 3:55 pm

You have received a ghetto Barbie doll.

*inserts quarter*



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29 Jun 2010, 4:09 pm

You win a vacation to Hawaii

*Inserts one quarter*


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29 Jun 2010, 5:45 pm

you receive a dime

*inserts a unicorn*



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29 Jun 2010, 7:26 pm

You receive a visit from the SPCA.

*inserts a diamond*



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29 Jun 2010, 8:29 pm

You recieve a diamond necklace! :queen:

*inserts a coupon worth a quarter*



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29 Jun 2010, 8:39 pm

You receive a mail-in rebate certificate.

*inserts a formal complaint*



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29 Jun 2010, 8:47 pm

You recieved a strongly written letter, with an emphasis on exclamation points.
* inserts a quarter *



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29 Jun 2010, 8:47 pm

you receive a free dental check :D

Insert a toothbrush


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29 Jun 2010, 8:49 pm

You recieved fake dentures with a single gold tooth.
* inserts a quarter *



iamnotaparakeet
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29 Jun 2010, 11:15 pm

You receive a lifetime supply of Zimbabwe currency, which is useful as toilet paper and fuel for fire!



*Inserts random political rant.*



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30 Jun 2010, 3:02 am

You receive a political rant back diametrically opposite to whatever views you inserted. :wink:

*inserts a cup of tea*


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