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Your fault I tripped over a stone today during my run.

Because you dashed past me on those stealthy cat feet of yours so lightly while I am clumsy.

Your fault that I cannot sleep.

Perhaps reading about the Donner Party helped, but it is mostly your fault.

Its your fault my Mum left her umbrella in the shopping trolley.

It's your fault that it's already mid-autumn and it's still too hot to wear even a light jacket or jumper.

Your fault that you think that April is Autumn.

I blame you for my fitful sleep last night. Why did you have to give your sleeplessness to me, of all people?

Your fault that my soup is lukewarm.

Its your fault your not "IN" my soup.
I am hungry, where did you go?

Your fault that the weather is so hot today.

I would much prefer overcast, even a bit drizzly.

I have always wanted to blame you for an unspecified reson. Don't take this as a proposal. It isn't.
Your fault I ever came to think about it.
Extra fault: Yours, if you ever did.

Your fault that the next-door-neighbor is throwing cans on his patio.

Or something that sounds like that.

It's 150% your fault that I can't use percentages correctly.

Superb extra enomous fault if you ever came to think that my statements would float as high as 150,000,000 % above the normal level. Yes, your fault.

One neighbor stopped throwing cans, but the dogs of another neighbor (Chihuahuas) have been barking intermittently.


Your fault for:

Hiding cans, and

Teasing little dogs.

It's YOUR fault I have long-distance relationship issues.
Alternatively, it's your fault I crave rice crackers.

Now I want crackers.

Graham crackers, actually.

Your fault.