Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. You get the perfect detergent which gets the stain out, unfortunately, it creates holes in areas too embarrassing to mention here.

I wish I knew how to speak Latin.

granted- you spend 5 years to learn it only to find out it truly is a dead language

I wish I could learn to blend in better?

Granted, but only when you are falsely convicted and sentenced to solitary confinement.

I wish my bed was more comfortable.

granted. but it is so comfortable you fall into a deep sleep and never wake.

i wish i could be a ghost

Granted, you're a ghost. You've just starting haunting when Ghost Busters are called in. They shoot you with their proton pack and trap you. Have fun haunting the Ecto-Containment Unit!


I wish snowmen could be alive but not abominable.

Granted! Frosty comes to life when you place that old silk hat on his head. However, he is only alive until the sun comes out and he melts away, never to return again.

I wish stores wouldn't put out Christmas stuff until Black Friday.

Granted. But the stores are still full of Easter stuff until Black Friday. And that’s in addition to the Halloween stuff of course. It’s so cute when chickens and lambs scurry around pumpkins and skulls, doncha think?

I wish there were fairies and pixies.

There are.

In Ireland.

I wish you had a Banshee on your roof.


Sylkat

Banshees also originate in Ireland, so to put one on a roof, we shall have to transport that roof to Ireland. Poof! There you are, instant Banshee on a roof.

I wish it was Christmas-time (Or that I would stop thinking about Christmas music!)

Granted. But you missed all the sales.

I wish I could lose 15 pounds.

Granted, now all your clothes sag on you like the Elephant Man's skin.

I wish I could recreate Popeye's red beans and rice in my own home.

Granted, but they're only 2-dimensional.

I wish I weren't so anxious.

Granted, but you're in a coma.

I wish the weather was always perfect.

Granted. The penguins are the ones who decide what "perfect" means. Enjoy the cold!

I wish i wasn't such an easy target.

Granted! You aren't an easy target, but your house it. It's always getting egged and teepeed by kids.

I wish for a bag of peanut M&M's. That sounds good right now.

Granted. You have a bag of peanut M&M's and they're so tasty you devour them greedily. Too bad you developed an acute case of peanut allergy.

I wish I could live in Italy for a while.