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Granted! Luckily for you someone made you a big plate of liver, and delivered it right to your door. How easy was that?

I wish that someone would not bad things that could kill or make me ill for my food.

Granted, I'm hungry, but I am nothing if not kind, so I'll let them give you my plate of liver. Enjoy!

I wish I had edible food easily available

Granted! All your favorite edible foods are magically in your kitchen. Too bad you suddenly become allergic to many of those foods.

I wish to not except your oh so kind offering of liver.

Granted, but you’ll stay hungry. And that delicious scent of liver will be right there… Mmm… Can you smell it? I just know you’ll break at some point and dig in. You’re welcome!

I wish to never become allergic to my fave foods!

Granted! You aren't allergic to them, however, all of your favorites get banned from Norway.

I wish to not have to smell liver....

I understand. It just gets too tempting, right?

Granted, you lose your sense of smell. Now you can’t smell it anymore. It’s still available though.

I wish none of my fave foods will be banned here (I can all too easily imagine it happening too).

Granted! They won't get banned because they cease to exist.

I wish to keep my sense of smell. My senses are very important to me.

Eeek!! Do you know what my mother told me? When I was little she gave me special toddler food that came finished in glasses and just needed heating. One of them contained liver (could have been calf). They fed me liver! The horror....


Granted. You’ll keep your sense of smell and will enjoy all the scents you come across. Including liv…

I wish none of my faves were discontinued!

How awful! My mom fed me Gerber baby food and Cheerios.

Granted! They are discontinued, but they will be hard to find because they are limited.

I wish I could enjoy the yummy food I had in New Orleans right now.

I think these were from Nestle. No Cheerios, but I was given lots of oatmeal. But also liver! Small wonder they had a hard time getting me to eat solids!

Granted, the yummy food is there now. It’s how old now? Enjoy!

Sigh. It sometimes seems as if it is limited edition as it is. I wish my fave foods were always easily available.

Granted! Easily available in America and UK.

I wish to have fresh food from New Orleans (or as they say, Nawlins).

Granted. You have fresh food from New Orleans. It’s not the food you wanted though. You don’t even like this one. But it’s from Nawlins so dig in.

I wish my fave food was easily available in Norway.

Granted, but only for a limited time.

I wish I could play the piano.

Granted, but the only piece you can play is “Itsy-bitsy spider”.

I wish all Greek and Japanese foods were banned in the US.

Granted, but that makes me, as a citizen of the US, very upset.

I wish for Greek and Japanese food to not be banned from the US.

Really? I had no idea you wouldn't like that

Granted, they’re only banned in your state.

I wish I had been born in Ireland at the time when they made everyone citizen if they were born there; with double citizenship I’d have no problem staying in UK.