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Granted! You didn't sleep long enough. You are too tired to do anything for the rest of the day.

I wish for warmer weather.

Wish granted it is now 220 degrees F and water has boiled
I wish I wasn't a perfectionist.

Granted! Now you are the complete opposite. Your work is sloppy, you homework is scattered about, your life is a totally mess now.

I wish I had more closet space.

Wish granted but that extra space causes you to buy more and more and more. Then you will want more room even though you have so many outfits you don't know what to do with them.
I wish to get better at piano

Granted! You are a master pianist, but you lose one of your pinkies in an unfortunate accident with the saw.

I wish people would spend more time building each other up instead of tearing each other down all the time.

Granted, everyone now has such high opinions of themselves they're insufferable. (as if the majority isn't insufferable already!)

I wish I could influence decisions directly and unstoppably.

I haven't met too many people who truly and honestly thought so highly of themselves. We live in a world full of fakers.

Granted!

I wish I knew how to play the cello.

Granted! We need more cello music in the world! Well, you think you can play the cello, but the thing is that the cello is magical and it’s doing the actual playing. It doesn’t like your repertoire so it runs away. When you finally get a new cello, you realize you never knew how to play it.

I wish cellos were more commonly heard.

Granted, because cellos sound beautiful. What a wonderful thing sound is.

I wish people could understand just how special sounds can be.

They sure do! Cellos are among my fave instruments.

Granted. Everyone develops more AS traits and people will be playing/making their favorite sounds over and over all the time because they find them so special and enjoy them so much. Of course just because A thinks sound 1 is the best thing in the world doesn’t mean B thinks so…

I wish we won’t have to live through a Carrington event!

Granted! We won't live through it.

I wish Skilpadde hadn't corrupted my wish with this talk of AS traits.

Granted. She didn’t. People suddenly realize how special their favorite sounds are and will play/make them over and over simply because they are so special to them. It’s all out of the love of the wonderful sounds and has nothing to do with AS traits. We all live by Rachel Carson's words: “One way to open your eyes is to ask yourself, "What if I had never seen this before? What if I knew i would never see it again?” (Or hear, feel, taste, sense, experience etc)


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I wish more people would think like Rachel Carson, so maybe people would see how precious the world around us is.

Granted. Everyone starts thinking how precious everything around them is. Non-stop! Honestly, the whole world now sounds like a horde of Gollums: everywhere you go, people keep pointing at things and saying "myyyy .... preciousssss". It's kinda creepy, really.

I wish that Darth Vader was my father.

Wish granted.

But you inherit his voice, and intimidate everyone you meet.


I wish for a battery-powered heater.


Sylkat

Granted, but when you need it as most you'll find that the batteries are dead and you have no extras.


I wish we weren't gonna have rissoles for dinner today!

Granted. You will have those for breakfast and lunch tomorrow while you skip today's dinner.

I wish i wasn't sick.