Corrupt A Wish

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Granted but now you are so healthy you jump out of bed, hit your head on the ceiling, and from then after you can't distinguish between the smell of Pine Sol and Basil.

I wish I didn't itch all over my body all the time.

Granted, but it only stops itching because you rub your skin in with liniment that takes care of the problem. However, it stings your skin so it hurts and feels weird. If you stop using it, the itch is back.

I wish cravings didn't exist

Granted, but now you have the body you've always wanted. Oh, wait ....

I wish my friends lived closer.

Thx!

Granted. They all move into your home. Bye, bye privacy.

I wish I did have the looks, body and brain wiring of my dreams.

Granted! You are a first class beauty with a neurotypical brain, but you find that you no longer care for turtles with that new wiring you want.

I wish I had some new nice makeup. I'm running low on foundation and blush.

granted you now have a full clowns make up kit


I wish I had a loyal pet giraffe

Granted, but your loyal giraffe is shot by poachers. It survives but you no longer dare keep it for fear it'll make an easy target again

I wish to both the right wiring and keep my love for turtles. (it works for Todd Steiner and Chris Pincetich after all)

Granted! You still love turtles and have the right wiring, but turtles is the only thing you love.

I wish people would understand that you can where makeup without looking like a clown. You just need to find the right kind of makeup for your coloring, and not pancake it on. I certainly don't look like a clown with makeup.

Haha, I made you into a zombie (sort of) instead of a clown, but I deleted it because it was posted too late. Isn't zombie much better?

Granted, now every single person in the world become obsessed with wearing it and can't wake up in the night and go to the bathroom without putting it on.

I wish the sound of the TV would stop working for the remainder of the movie that is currently on, so I had an easier time of focusing on what I'm trying to write here.

granted only now at the exact same time into every movie you watch the sound goes mute

I wish I could fly

Wish granted, but you will be caught swooping over the White House and accused of some sort of conspiracy, and the National Enquirer will show pictures of your flight, and everyone will think you came from a UFO.

I wish for a comfortable pair of new rain boots.


Sylkat

Granted. You get a comfy pair of rain boots. Too bad they're not watertight.

I wish there was nothing to worry about