Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but a lot of other good music will be lost. That's sad.

I wish I won't have to woo my food!

Granted. Now you have to bully and threaten your food in order to eat it. Failing that, you'll have to start chasing it around the kitchen.

Hmm ... jello being chased by a turtle – now there's a riveting race! But it's kiwifruit jello, so we all know the turtle will eat it eventually.

I wish I could compose good music myself.

Granted, but now you're crazy.

I wish I were Captain America

Thank you! That image was so cute I'm still grining!


Granted, JSBACHlover, but Captain America is nothing without Team America, so you'll have to drag along the characters from the animated movie, including Kim Il.


I wish I had darker hair

Granted, but now it's jet black and people think you dyed it.

I wish I were Captain America, but without the Team America gang etc.

granted but you realize that all his super powers were just a propaganda effort to intimidate other countries. you still get his snazzy suit though.

I wish to travel the world free of charge

Granted. You're being kidnapped and sent to Afghanistan. Once you manage to flee your captors you're held on terror charges. They ship you to Gitmo, and it's all free of charge.

I wish to write a bestseller.

Granted. Someone has gotten hold of your secret diary and published it into a book. All the scandalous things you've ever done have helped make it a huge best-seller. And it was all written by you ... and about you ... and published (by someone else) for the whole world to see.

Hmmm ... I wish I had some sticky date pudding. I sticky date pudding!

Granted, but you have to share.

I wish I had the Captain America suit.

Wish Granted, but it is a size to fit a chipmunk.

And it does not stretch.

I wish for a nice little Dogloo.

Sylkat

Wish granted. Now your dog is an Inuit.

I wish none of my wishes was corruptible.

Granted. You're banned from this thread.

I wish I had a pet dolphin.

granted-the mob fitted you w/ some cement shoes

I wish I could breathe under water w/ my own gills

Granted. Unfortunately the water is a very brisk 45°; you forgot to order extra blubber! You try to get out but quickly discover why there aren't more fish walking around: gills don't work so well in the sea of nitrogen & oxygen that we land-lubbers enjoy.

I wish to be the botanist who discovers and describes the man-fish hybrid that's currently shivering to death on a beach somewhere. I name the new species after myself, "Homo Sharkbaitis."

Wish granted, but Homo Sharkbaitis eats you alive.

I wish I could cook anything in the world.

Granted. Now you can work at a Friday's.

I wish Murihiku hadn't been so mean to me earlier, because I'm very sensitive.