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09 Dec 2013, 1:22 am

Granted; unfortunately, it replenishes itself with Monopoly money.

I wish I had a magic flying carpet.

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09 Dec 2013, 6:40 am

Wish Granted, but it is an imported French Aubusson, and the only place it is willing to fly is back to France.

I wish for some new, thick, warm socks!

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09 Dec 2013, 9:55 am

Granted. Your new socks are so thick you can hardly get your feet into them and when you finally do, you notice how heavy they are. They're made of wool so it'll make your feet itch. And they're so warm you can't keep them on for long.

I wish I had eidetic memory.

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09 Dec 2013, 3:27 pm

Granted, but the first thing you read is the Affordable Care Act.

I wish I had synesthesia

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09 Dec 2013, 4:21 pm

Granted, but your cross-sensory metaphors intrude in your personal life to the point it eventually drives you crazy.

I wish I lived alone on an island.

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09 Dec 2013, 6:29 pm

Granted, but it's Alcatraz

I wish I had folded my laundry

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09 Dec 2013, 6:42 pm

Granted but you folded it too much and now you have to iron it all.

I wish there was a food pill.

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09 Dec 2013, 6:43 pm

(learned a new word)
granted- now you can't get your nude grandma out of your head

I wish for a winning lotto ticket

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09 Dec 2013, 7:02 pm

Granted, except the prize they were handing out was stolen.

I wish my feet didn't hurt.

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09 Dec 2013, 8:33 pm

Granted. Your feet are gone.

I wish I had an imaginary friend named Leroy.

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09 Dec 2013, 10:23 pm

Skilpadde wrote:

PostPosted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 5:43 pm Post subject:

(learned a new word)
granted- now you can't get your nude grandma out of your head

I wish for a winning lotto ticket
weird- I posted this^after the above one and posted ?3hours? later
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granted- Leroy is a jerk

I wish my posts were in real time

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10 Dec 2013, 2:07 am

Granted, but through a corruption of software, don't turn out as you had written them.

I wish the Smurfs were real.

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10 Dec 2013, 4:51 am

Granted. They live at your house and never stop singing happy little tunes, so you are slowly...... going...... insane....

I wish I had something nicer than leftovers for dinner.

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10 Dec 2013, 7:14 am

Granted. You have a wonderful three-course meal. And yes, you have to pay quite a bit for it.

I wish I could sing like a good gospel singer.

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10 Dec 2013, 9:27 am

Granted. Thousands flock to hear your uplifting singing. Pity they all mysteriously go deaf the second you open your mouth to sing.

I wish I had a Connoisseurs Kangaroo Island Honey and Pistachio Ice Cream for dessert.

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10 Dec 2013, 9:51 am

Granted, but no one has ever heard of what you are eating, so they lock you up.

I wish I didn't have to go to therapy today.

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