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Icarus_Falling
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24 Aug 2007, 9:06 pm

Anubis wrote:

*launches a torrent of nuclear missiles at the next poster*

As long as they're tipped with high-yeild multi-megaton warheads, I invite them happily, for they should take out the entire pacific northwest, and hopefully will start a nuclear winter. Ragnarok must start somehow; if I die in the first strike, so be it...

Good fortune,

- Icarus the Doomsayer

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24 Aug 2007, 9:07 pm

Quatermass runs around the world, cartoon style, with nuke missiles following him....
Thankfully, I took sprinting lessons from the Roadrunner....

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24 Aug 2007, 9:08 pm

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Quatermass runs around the world, cartoon style, with nuke missiles following him....
Thankfully, I took sprinting lessons from the Roadrunner....

Celerity is damn fun.

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24 Aug 2007, 9:10 pm

Quatermass runs around the world so fast that he actually catches up with the missiles, catches them by the tail fin, and redirects them into space, where they explode, more or less harmlessly.

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Icarus_Falling
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24 Aug 2007, 9:11 pm

Flagg wrote:

Celerity is damn fun.

Ha! Anyone remember the BBS software of this name? [Anyone remember what a BBS is, er, was?]

Good fortune,

- Icarus the Sysop

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24 Aug 2007, 9:14 pm

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24 Aug 2007, 9:16 pm

Quatermass wrote:

SleepyDragon wrote:

Oh, and Senator, just one more thing: love your suit!

Eeewww! Who started this?!

Me.

A census taker tried to quantify me once. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a big Amarone.

(That's from the novel, not the film, before I get any grief)

Remember, SleepyDragon?

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24 Aug 2007, 9:17 pm

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24 Aug 2007, 9:25 pm

Icarus_Falling wrote:

Anubis wrote:

*launches a torrent of nuclear missiles at the next poster*

4 one kiloton nuclear warheads, aimed only at the position of the poster.

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24 Aug 2007, 9:26 pm

SleepyDragon wrote:

So Anubis didn't give you any ideas? With the beheading thing and all?

Probably set it off, but I had been meaning to say this for some time.

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Cut the leg off a man, he'll still feel it tickling. Tell me ma'am, when you see your daughter on the slab, where will it tickle you?

Sorry, got Lecteritis tonight.

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24 Aug 2007, 9:28 pm

Anubis wrote:

Icarus_Falling wrote:

Anubis wrote:

*launches a torrent of nuclear missiles at the next poster*

4 one kiloton nuclear warheads, aimed only at the position of the poster.

And I already (in an outrageous Avery-like sequence) outran them, caught up to them, and sent them off into space to explode harmlessly.

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24 Aug 2007, 9:30 pm

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24 Aug 2007, 9:31 pm

Drat! *launches nanovirus missiles*

The nanovirus hacks into the brain, and allows me to control the minds of bodies.

Muahahaha!

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24 Aug 2007, 9:31 pm

Have a good weekend everyone!

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24 Aug 2007, 9:32 pm

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24 Aug 2007, 9:33 pm

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