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reginaterrae
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01 Jul 2010, 9:13 pm

You receive a a speeding ticket.

*inserts two bits*

IdahoRose
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01 Jul 2010, 10:21 pm

You have received an Everlasting Gobstopper.

*inserts quarter*

Descartes
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01 Jul 2010, 11:23 pm

You have received a Wonka bar with a fake golden ticket inside.

*inserts quarter*

iamnotaparakeet
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02 Jul 2010, 12:01 am

Receives quarter.

*Inserts a second prize machine.*

TallyMan
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02 Jul 2010, 6:15 am

You receive a conjoined prize machine that takes twice as much money but gives only half the number of prizes.

*Inserts a logical absurdity. *

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CosmicRuss
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02 Jul 2010, 8:37 am

You win a scalpel, surgical saw and a book on DIY prize machine dissection.

*inserts suture*

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- CosmicRuss

TallyMan
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02 Jul 2010, 8:45 am

You receive a copy of the Diamond Sutra.

*inserts a meditation cushion*

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iamnotaparakeet
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02 Jul 2010, 1:29 pm

You receive stuffing from the cushion.

*Inserts the International Space Station.*

TallyMan
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02 Jul 2010, 1:32 pm

The machine creates a wormhole and sends it to the delta quadrant.

*Inserts a changeling*

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CosmicRuss
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02 Jul 2010, 5:30 pm

You receive a breaded ling fillet with bonus lemon sauce. :nemo:

*inserts fishbone*

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- CosmicRuss

Brainfre3ze_93
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02 Jul 2010, 5:34 pm

You recieved another pet fish.
* inserts a quarter *

reginaterrae
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02 Jul 2010, 9:20 pm

You receive a fresh new paper bag to cover your avatar's face.

*inserts a mascara wand*

iamnotaparakeet
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02 Jul 2010, 10:51 pm

You receive a feather duster with tar on it.

*Inserts Fort Knox.*

Descartes
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03 Jul 2010, 3:57 pm

You have received the key to the city of Fort Worth.

*inserts quarter*

TallyMan
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03 Jul 2010, 4:45 pm

You receive the key to the coin slot.

*inserts credit card and types in pin code 6629*

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iamnotaparakeet
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03 Jul 2010, 8:04 pm

Receives all the coins that remained in the coin deposit after February 9th 2066.

*Inserts the planet COROT-7b.*

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