Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. It's terrible.

I wish to have a nice vacation

Wish Granted, by a Swedish Wish Fairy who enjoys Wintertime, so her idea of a 'nice vacation' is a month in an ice cave hotel!

I wish for an extremely comfortable pair of rain boots.


Sylkat

Granted. They are comfortable. So comfortable that your OCD prevents you from removing them, ever.

I wish I could know what dogs were thinking.

Granted. Now you wish you didn't. They're not nice.


I wish I knew what turtles were thinking.

Granted! Now you're on the run because turtles want to drown you because you know what they think.

I wish I knew cats were thinking.

Everyone but you knows what cats are thinking, so your wish is granted....

Cats are thinking ' why does my servant (you) not pet me, feed me, tell me how pretty I am, buy me new toys.......'


I wish for a new set of pajamas.

Sylkat

Granted, but they're human-sized. Not sure what a dormouse is going to do with them ... ... hmmm, maybe turn it into a dormouse circus tent? Hey, that'd be kinda cool! You could be the ringmaster, complete with a cute little top hat. You and your troupe could perform for all your little backyard animal friends.

That is, until a human came along and decided that they'd like a new set of human-sized pyjamas. Awww ... no more dormouse circus.

I wish I had a dancing teddy bear.

Granted, but your dancing teddy bear will never dance when you're looking.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnGjSM9Orqs[/youtube]


I wish Barney would stop popping up in my YouTube recommendations!

Dammit, Skilpadde. I've played that clip 3 times already! It's gonna be stuck in my head all day, now.

And let's face it: Barney's in your recommended YouTube list for a reason. Nevertheless, your Barney wish is granted. He no longer pops up on YouTube; he pops up in real life. And he hangs around you singing songs ... and bringing all these groupie kids into your house ... professing his love for you endlessly ... and hugging you, naked ...

... it's enough to make you wanna kick him in his non-existent nuts.

As for me, I wish I had a magic flying carpet.

Granted. You trip on the bathroom rug and you and the rug go flying.

I wish my friends would text me more often.

Granted, your friends now send you chain mails all the time.

I also wish I had a magical, flying carpet.

Granted. It only flies when you are not on it.

I wish the infrastructure would fix itself.

Wish granted, but now its lifelong dream of becoming a labyrinth is possible because it has the freewill to do however it pleases.

I wish my birds would lay some eggs.

Wish granted.

Eggs are laid.

However, someone switches them for Alligator eggs.....I think that you are in for a rather u pleasant surprise when they hatch!


Sylkat

Since Sylkat didn't make a wish, I'll have to corrupt her corruption. The alligators who hatch the birds are not amused and come to Sylkat's door demanding an explanation and a meal.

I wish I hadn't woken up with a headache.

Granted. You wake up feeling perfectly fine. But you still wake up in jail after ... well, the judge will explain it to you.

I wish I could play in an orchestra.