Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, they're not banned, but they are still under-appreciated and treated thereafter.

I wish Animal Control would fix the problem of feral cats.

Granted, but not before they wreak some serious havoc.

I wish I still had my gorgeous Siamese mix cat.

Granted! I’m not corrupting that.

I wish pets lived longer

Granted! All pets outlive their humans, but who will take care of them when you are gone?

I wish for a family friend of ours to recover soon from complications from her surgery.

Granted!

I wish my pets would live no longer than their human so they won’t be left behind to uncertain future.

Granted, but in their advanced age, they become much harder to care for. They require all sorts of special care.

I wish I could see a night so clear that one can see all the stars.

Granted, except it’s physically impossible. There will be stars only visible from the southern hemisphere, stars only visible from the day side (except they aren't) and stars too faint and far away for you to see them at all. At any given night somewhere between 2500 and 5000 stars are visible from the night side, while there are somewhere between 100 billion and 400 billion stars in the Milky Way alone. So no can do. Empirically impossible

I wish to never have the problems of advanced age.

Sigh...not all the stars.

Granted, but everyone wants to know why you aren't having such problems. Doctors seek you out in order to unlock the mystery.

I wish it was Jan. 7th. That's when my favorite show comes back on.

Oh no, I misunderstood…

Granted, it’s Jan 7th. 2013.

I wish to not go through 2013 once more

Granted!

I wish to relive 2013 either.

Granted, you'll only relive Jan 7th - 365 times.

I wish we didn't need sleep. What a waste of approximately 1/3 of the life...

Granted. Instead of sleeping you spend your nights taking care of feral cats.

I wish nobody ever got sick

Granted. Everybody lives forever, causing a massive overpopulation where you can't even move.

I wish for x-ray vision

granted-everyone around you gets cancer

I wish for world pea's

Granted, but your words are rearranged, and now the world is owned by a single pea.

I wish Santa would give me a happy Christmas.

Granted and this happy Christmas consists of you having a permanent grin (AKA "permagrin") on your face.

I wish people could automatically know how you feel about them without having to say words.