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29 Aug 2007, 12:51 am
Super Chicken
29 Aug 2007, 12:58 am
gwenevyn wrote:
Trigger11 wrote:
Anubis wrote:
Trigger11 wrote:
All forms of weaponry should be banned, especially guns!
Are you insane????
Quite the contrary. Bare hands is all that is allowed in my world. Plus some kicks and head butts.
I'd just spork you to death.
I could totally take this in an inappropriate direction, but will resist. I do have to ask what I did to you to warrant being sporked to death?
29 Aug 2007, 1:03 am
29 Aug 2007, 1:06 am
Trigger11 wrote:
I do have to ask what I did to you to warrant being sporked to death?
Oh, I was just teasing. It's hard to pass up an excuse to talk about sporks. Today, for example, I found out that companies manufacture titanium sporks, for backpackers and mountaineers.
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Every mythic hero normally has an equally mythic weapon. Zeus had his thunderbolts. Thor had his hammer, Mjolnir. King Arthur had his Excalibur. Frodo and Bilbo had their Sting. Rhydderch Hael had his Dyrnwyn. King Kong had his bananas…you get the idea. It's time for you to join the ranks of the heroes and heroines of lore as you wield your own legendary weapon in your battle against a very powerful foe: hunger.
The Titanium Spork is ready for the challenge. Titanium is known for its great strength, corrosion resistance, and light weight, which makes this spork a valuable asset around feeding time. Imagine how much more food you could shovel in at your local buffet if you didn't have to worry about the strain of picking up a heavy fork or spoon. Your food consumption can become the stuff of legends. Even just holding the Titanium Spork in your hand, you can feel its power. It is perhaps the greatest gastronomic invention since lickable wallpaper. Hunger, beware - your end is near!
The Titanium Spork is ready for the challenge. Titanium is known for its great strength, corrosion resistance, and light weight, which makes this spork a valuable asset around feeding time. Imagine how much more food you could shovel in at your local buffet if you didn't have to worry about the strain of picking up a heavy fork or spoon. Your food consumption can become the stuff of legends. Even just holding the Titanium Spork in your hand, you can feel its power. It is perhaps the greatest gastronomic invention since lickable wallpaper. Hunger, beware - your end is near!
I mean, that's some serious promotion, for something as silly as a spork.
Trigger11 wrote:
I could totally take this in an inappropriate direction, but will resist.
Nuh-uh.... I only want to go in inappropriate directions with Hannibal up there.
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