Corrupt A Wish

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They do, but then you'll have wasted a lot of karma, so you'll never get that BMW you always wanted.

I wish there were a cure for baldness.

Granted, there is now a cure for baldness. One side effect is a heavy layer of hair covering entire body now.

I wish to be cute.

Granted. You are as cute as a button. (what ever that means)

I wish I could pull this flippin tooth out

Granted, but ... I don't know how to corrupt this one ... why don't you go to the dentist?

I wish babybird could pull her tooth out.

Granted, babybird's tooth is out...but the dentist sends her to a special oral surgeon for follow up, as baby birds aren't supposed to have teeth.

I wish to feel more at ease talking to people at gatherings/parties.

I've never wanted a BMW.

Granted. But, you end up bored in those parties at some point.

I'll make a new wish (unless not wanting a BMW was your wish, in which case you never own one but still manage to get run over by one).

I wish that, whenever I go to parties or social gatherings, I could easily find a small group of introverts who could all sit together somewhere and get to know each other in a quiet and relaxed way.

Oh. I forgot to make a wish. I wish I had an island of my own.

Granted. But, one of them is a murderer, who has secret plans prepared. Also, you don't know it yet, but that individual has closed the place. No one can escape. *suspense music* What will happen next?

Granted. It is uncharted so you are stranded there.

I wish today was 20 degrees warmer and all other days be unaffected by this.

Granted, but when midnight comes the temperature will get frozen. The temperature will be so low, that it'd be possible to get hypothermia. And all of this because someone wants to take over the world by killing everybody off. *suspense music* Who's the culprit. We don't know. Who will stop the villain before midnight comes?

One of my wishes would be that my car could "auto-clean" itself, haha.

Granted. It doesn't want to get dirty again so it forbids you from ever getting in as you'll dirty the immaculate seats, so it keeps pushing you out, using a long vacuum-cleaner like tentacle/pipe.


I wish it was impossible for my stove and oven to get dirty and that it cleaned itself instantly as I use it.

Granted, your stove now cleans itself as you use it. There is one downside though, the fumes are strong/penetrating that you must buy a new stove so that your food tastes delicious once again.

I wish my nightmare could end at once.

Granted. Wish left uncorrupted.

I wish 2014 to be as good for me as 2013 was bad.

Granted! But you find that 2013 really wasn't all that bad because 2014 is really isn't all the good.

I wish people would stop thinking they are the center of the universe.