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01 Jan 2021, 5:42 am

a skunk sat on a stump. the stump said the skunk stunk, and the skunk said the stump stunk. [try and say that 10 times fast, why doncha? :lol: ]



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01 Jan 2021, 12:34 pm

"What's wrong with this phone?" exclaimed the woman as she put the TV remote to her ear


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01 Jan 2021, 1:52 pm

"Shall we walk or shall we take a dog" asked the flea as it studied the map


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01 Jan 2021, 3:37 pm

Weeeee..! Said the sled to the boy as they slid down the hill


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01 Jan 2021, 3:43 pm

auntblabby wrote:
a skunk sat on a stump. the stump said the skunk stunk, and the skunk said the stump stunk. [try and say that 10 times fast, why doncha? :lol: ]


I think I broke my. Lips trying to repeat this .


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01 Jan 2021, 6:30 pm

"Dont you point that stick at me!" said the lady as she looked at a tree.


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02 Jan 2021, 12:06 am

here's some more - "the sixth sick shiek's sixth sheep's sick!" - try to say that in a hurry. :lol: :nerdy:



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02 Jan 2021, 12:19 am

Boo said the shoe to the foot.


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02 Jan 2021, 12:20 am

i'm not a pheasant plucker, i'm a pheasant plucker's son, and i'll be plucking pheasants 'til the pheasant plucking's done!



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02 Jan 2021, 7:37 am

auntblabby wrote:
here's some more - "the sixth sick shiek's sixth sheep's sick!" - try to say that in a hurry. :lol: :nerdy:


"That in a hurry. :lol: :nerdy:"


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02 Jan 2021, 1:11 pm

"A secondhand stamp please" asked the postman as he licked his lips.


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02 Jan 2021, 1:16 pm

Lol. :D


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02 Jan 2021, 2:31 pm

"Games? Life's not a game" insisted Mrs Pacman as she gobbled up some balls.


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02 Jan 2021, 2:34 pm

Haha. I remember that one!


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02 Jan 2021, 2:35 pm

Walls have ears said the wall as it watched the man.


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02 Jan 2021, 2:36 pm

"I hope you dont have a book on reverse psychology?" says the man as he asked the librarian.


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