Where is my..... [Game]

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Your father took them.

Where is my tea pot?

Being used in England. How nice
Where are my big headphones

Being used by Will Smith

Where are my slops (sandals)?

You left them on the beach, they have since washed out to sea. One is near Bermuda and the other is well on its way to Florida.

Where did I leave my wife? I mislaid her while shopping.

In the lost wives department.

Where is my cheese sandwich?

A six foot tall mouse ate it.

Where is the recipe book?

The same six foot mouse took it to look up some cheese recipes.

Where is my toaster?

^
I'm really looking for that darn recipe book

It short circuited and caught on fire, thus turning into... toast.

Where is my jacket?

Making a packet selling tennis racquets.

Where is my biscuit tin?

The Tin Man took it in case he needs another behind.

Where are the shortbread cookies?

In the dogs belly
Where is my time changer

Its floating in an ocean somewhere, near the International Date Line.

Where is the honey?

It got left at the store.
Where are my socks.

They are being used as puppets at a childrens party.

Where is the rain?

In the plain in Spain.

Where is my Cyber-Squad?

They all got hit with a computer virus and can be found sitting around a camp fire singing nursery rhymes ! !!

Where is my hammer?