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reginaterrae
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05 Jul 2010, 7:01 am

You receive an old movie poster from the 30s.

*inserts a paintbrush*



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05 Jul 2010, 8:14 am

You received a fence!
* inserts a quarter *



reginaterrae
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05 Jul 2010, 10:50 am

You receive a hinge.

*inserts a 1/4" drill bit*



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05 Jul 2010, 11:53 am

You received a magnet!
* inserts a quarter *



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05 Jul 2010, 12:42 pm

You receive a mirror.

*inserts a toe*



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05 Jul 2010, 1:31 pm

Your car receives a tow.

*inserts a parking fine*


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05 Jul 2010, 1:32 pm

You receive a court date.

*inserts smiley face*


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05 Jul 2010, 1:33 pm

The machine draws some sunglasses on it. 8)

*inserts a boomerang*


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05 Jul 2010, 1:35 pm

You receive an Aborigine.

*inserts a kangaroo*


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05 Jul 2010, 1:40 pm

You receive a can of XXXX because Australians wouldn't give a XXXX for anything else! (beer advert)

*inserts empty beer can*


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05 Jul 2010, 1:43 pm

LOL I've seen that. Well, then you, sir, receive a refill.

*inserts fine for public drunkenness*


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05 Jul 2010, 1:44 pm

You receive a lecture on the evil of drink and become converted to a Jehovah's Witness.

*inserts a blood transfusion*


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05 Jul 2010, 1:46 pm

*runs screaming from the blood transfusion*

*stops to insert Dracula*


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05 Jul 2010, 1:48 pm

You receive a string of garlic - attached to a Frenchman.

*Inserts a French beret and a baguette*


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05 Jul 2010, 1:51 pm

You receive a corny-looking mustache and silly accent.

*inserts some olive oil to go with the garlic*


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05 Jul 2010, 1:52 pm

You receive a lasagne to go with the baguette and garlic olive oil dip.

*Inserts restaurant bill*


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