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Granted, now the baby creatures have to live with the reason they should have been stillborn, and suffer whatever defect would have made them stillborn until now.

I wish no life form ever had to be born broken and wrong.

I'd grant that wish for real if I could.

I wish the world was kinder.

Granted, but civilizations that are very accepting never last long.

I wish time would slow down.

Granted, but you must endure all the bad stuff that happens for much much longer.

I wish the world could recognize the value of certain personality traits that are deemed unimportant or invaluable.

Granted, but now everyone wants those traits and view all other or contradictory traits as valueless.

I wish like turtles I had a shell I could pull into.

Granted, but you get stuck in your shell all the time.

I wish I would have done some things differently.

Granted! In a while you will wish you had done it differently – again.

I wish to never get lost.

Granted! You will never get lost, but you do seem to get stuck in things a lot.

I wish I could snap my fingers and all my chores and errands would be done.

Granted; you snap your fingers and your surrounding take on a life of their own. The food you were supposed to get crawls all the way home to you, through the dirty streets. Some of the food might have wrapping, but it’s only so strong, I wonder in what condition the food will arrive? Your kitchen utensils protest loudly when you wanna use them, because they don’t wanna get dirty, no matter how alive and thorough the kitchen sink brush is, or maybe because of that. You will find nothing likes to be used or worn, and your floors, furniture and clothes will all yell in protest over everything they think might make them dirty or scratched. Yeah, the chores do themselves but very reluctantly.

I wish to never get stuck, and especially not in my own shell

Granted! You don't get stuck in your own shell or anything else, but that is only because you time traveled to a parallel universe where there is absolutely nothing at all. It's just a vast expanse of white.

I wish I could snap my fingers and all by chores and errands be done, but without the protest and unsanitary conditions.

Granted! Your chores and errands are done when your fingers snap, but only when your fingers actually snap (break).

I wish to not be in such a boring desolate place as that parallel universe.

Granted-you are no longer in a boring place. But now things are so exciting around you, that you never get any sleep.

I wish I lived in Florida.

Granted, but global warming catches up to You and Florida is washed of the map.

I wish I could eliminate money.

Granted. You eliminate it by giving it to me.

I wish for the ability to become invisible and to walk through walls.

Granted, but it is hit or miss. Sometimes your invisibility works and sometimes it doesn't. Sometimes you are able to walk through wall, and other times you can't. Sometimes you get stuck in the wall.

I wish it would warm up. I'm so over winter temperatures.

Granted. It warms up. Now you can fry eggs on the sidewalk.

I wish I could change colors naturally, like the octopus.