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Granted but you will have to sacrifice something for each one.

I wish for you to have a lovely day.

Granted, and thank you , but it'll be entirely at your expense. Who says money can't buy you happiness (especially someone else's money )?

I wish I had a grand piano.

Granted, but a couple of keys are broken.

I wish for it to stop snowing, and just being so cold and wintery.

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Granted, it stops snowing and now it’s just cold and wintery.

I wish all Norwegian winters were as mild as this one has been so far.

Granted! All Norwegian winters are as mild as this one, but all Norwegian summers from here on out will be just as hot as it is near the equator, and the humidity will be at 100% all they time.

I wish did didn't take so long to get ice off my car, and that my doors don't freeze shut.

Granted, your car is so rusty it’s easy to get the ice off through all the wholes. Your doors won’t freeze shut because they’ve fallen off.

I wish for Norwegian summers to be no hotter than they already are.

Granted! Norwegians summers are just as cold as Norwegian winters.

I wish I didn't have a rusty car, and that the doors didn't fall off.

Granted, you no longer have a car, your means of transport is a rickshaw. There are no doors that can fall off.

I wish for summers to not be quite that cold.

Granted! The summers aren't quite as cold as the winters, but still cold nonetheless.

I wish a rickshaw was not my means of transportation.

Granted, you now have a tricycle.

I wish I could control the weather and temperature.

Granted, but you mess up the weather for the rest of the world. So although you can control the weather and temperature where you are, it has a domino effect on everywhere else. That means monsoons in the US, tornadoes in Europe, and snow in Africa.

I wish to not have a tricycle as my transportation, but a car. A nice car.

Granted, you have a Lada. It’s not much of a car, but you will find it is very nice and friendly.

I wish I had behind-the-scenes influence on matters here.

Granted, but you turn out to be a bad influence on your country. Things turn out for the worse.

I wish I made more money an hour.

Granted, but now you have to close every day.

I wish I could multitask.

Granted, but you don't do any one task well at all.

I wish my state would get it together, and salt the roads already instead of just scraping the snow off leaving the ice underneath. Sigh.

Exactly like here then, especially in my local area. And it seems it’s only important to get rid of the snow if it sticks to ice, making it less icy. If it just lays loosely on top, making it even icier, then it can stay there. Impressive!

Granted, they salt the roads so much even new cars will rust quickly.

I wish to perform tasks quick and well.