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Another L. Ron Hubbard?

Any "false messiahs" will die the moment that they show their face.

Bollocks.

Truth.

Ha ha! I thought I was the only one! I learned, the hard way, to do it, but keep it down low. I get the satisfaction, but they don't see it. I have been attacked three times and had to call the police.

Are you quite serious? Three times?

What really gets people pissed is when you question their heritage while giving the bird.

No, I have seen every scary movie ever made. Six-year old twins in front of an elevator with blood. Boys' choirs. Those are bad omens. This is much more mundane. A billionaire wants to get laid.

Like I always say, there's no "I" in "team." There is a "me," though, if you jumble it up.

Pardon?

"I don't believe you're really half-Polish!" *finger*

I win.

Any of you guys go the dog route in your improv sessions? It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what. The weird thing about telling someone they're dying is it tends to focus their priorities. You find out what matters to them. What they're willing to die for. What they're willing to lie for.

Ahh. Are you willing to lie to stay alive?

Everybody lies.

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Yes! I have a knack for not taking crap from people and mouthing off. Once, I was in the backseat of a friend's car and these guys were tailgating us, so I flipped them off. They passed us in a no passing zone and stopped in front of us and got out. My friends, being idiots, didn't roll up their windows or take off, and the guys tried to drag me from the backseat of a 2-door coupe. When they realized they could not get me out, they dented my friend's car up. My friend was an idiot, and did not go after them for damages. We had their plates and descriptions. Another time, some guy cut me off and I actually didn't flip him off, but was momentarily tailgating him while I adjusted to his speed. I got the chance to go around, it was an 8-lane divided road, and did. Next thing I know, the guy is tailgating me with his high beams on and follows me into my neighborhood. Figuring I shouldn't let them know where I live, I exited my neighborhood and headed back where we came. By now, I am on the phone with 911. We get stopped at a light and the guy gets out and starts yelling at me. The light changed and I gunned it. He jumped back in his truck and followed me to the interstate, where he finally gave up and turned around. I waited 20 minutes for the cops to show up and they were useless. I had the guy's tags and everything, but they said if they didn't witness it, there was nothing they could do. The most recent one was last year. At this 4-way stop outside my neighborhood I came to a stop. Nobody being at the intersection, I proceeded. All of a sudden a small low-rider pick-up approaches from my right and starts to go through the Stop sign right into me, stopping inches before nailing me. I shot the guy the "<Bleep> You!" look, but no finger, and he proceeded to do a 270 degree doughnut and follow me to the next intersection and pulls aside me in the turn lane. I called 911 and he got out and started yelling at me. When I showed him my phone was connected to 911, he got even madder and started hitting my car. The light changed and I took off. He turned around and left. When the cops showed up, again they did nothing, despite having tags and whatnot. I kind of figure I am not long for this world. I've probably had a dozen or so non-contact, non-police involvment incidents too. All related to other people violating traffic laws and me pointing them out.