PRIZE MACHINE

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You receive an IOU and the last piece of the strawberry rhubarb pie.

*inserts *

You receive a

*Inserts a voucher for $1 off the price of flying around the world*

You receive a break from me bugging you while I'm on my trip.

*inserts an 'Hasta la vista, baby'*

You receive a terminator robot programmed to kill you. It will never stop. Ever!

*inserts a voucher for $1 off a lesson at the Arnold Schwarzenegger school of acting*

You receive a lifetime subscription to Michael Steele's mailing list.

*inserts a shredder*

You receive a pile of top secret, eyes only, classified recipes.

*inserts court supena demanding those documents*

You receive a bag of shredded documents.

*inserts a mustard packet from the Chinese carry-out*

You receive an order of General Tso's chicken and some chow mein.

*inserts an inner tube*

(Haven't you finished repairing that 20 ton dumper truck yet? )

You receive another flat tyre (tire to the Americans, pneu to the French).

*Inserts a high pressure air hose.*

You recieved a tank full of hydrogen!
* inserts a quarter *

The quarter makes a spark as it tumbles into the slot and you receive a huge explosion and wake up on Mars minus your right arm.

*inserts nothing - the machine has gone - just broken smouldering components everywhere - and a human limb *

You receive a box of parts to assemble a new prize machine.

*inserts a wrench*

You get a plumber whose pants don't seem to understand the phrase "say no to crack".

*inserts a wench*

You receive a cup of mead.

*inserts a toothpick*

You get a gigantic chewy steak and some corn on the cob.

*inserts BBQ sauce*

You get 1 dozen blue crabs.

*inserts some Old Bay & cider vinegar*