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TallyMan
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26 Apr 2011, 3:25 pm

Has more than one hole in his crunchy ass! :lol:



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26 Apr 2011, 3:29 pm

Has a hole in his thumb.


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26 Apr 2011, 3:36 pm

Had a wild party last night: Put two types of jelly on his toast.


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26 Apr 2011, 3:49 pm

Eats the crumbs of my success


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26 Apr 2011, 5:14 pm

Envies the success of my crumbs.


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26 Apr 2011, 5:31 pm

Bakes cat pizza's with the crumbs - they are very successful with Asian tourists!

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26 Apr 2011, 8:00 pm

Pours pizza sauce on real cats, and pretends they are pizza cats.


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26 Apr 2011, 11:36 pm

Coughs up furballs.


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27 Apr 2011, 12:11 am

Gives garlic and jalapeno ice cream to unsuspecting children.


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27 Apr 2011, 3:08 am

Prefers his ice-cream served hot.



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27 Apr 2011, 6:21 am

Tried to fry ice cubes.


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27 Apr 2011, 7:41 am

Gift-wraps fried ice cubes and gives them to friends as Christmas presents.



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27 Apr 2011, 7:57 am

Gift wrapped a live lobster and gave it as a birthday present.


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27 Apr 2011, 8:03 am

Took a live lobster out to a restaurant as his dinner date.



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27 Apr 2011, 8:15 am

Can't figure out how she got an extra child the last time she went out to dinner.


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27 Apr 2011, 2:00 pm

Can't figure out who the letter to him was from marked "Dear Dad" :wink: