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Granted, but that now puts you in a plane flying over an active volcano.

I wish that my dogs would stop barking at everything outside.

Wish granted:
The outside becomes the inside.
In an instant cars, other barking dogs, old ladies in electric scooters, people coughing, cats, fireworks exploding, and anything else that causes your dogs to bark goes from being outide; to inside your home.
Your house is suddenly filled with road vehicles, old ladies, people coughing, post persons, and lots of barking dogs.

I wish that the ice-caps weren't melting.

Granted! They aren't melting, they are freezing along with all the water on the earth's surface. Total Ice Age.

I wish people were more lenient on the rules.

Granted, they are, but not with the rules you would’ve hoped.

I wish to meet an octopus.

Granted! You meet a dead one on a plate in a restaurant.

I wish some people would stop ruining things for the rest of us.

Granted! I wish so too. It seems to be a law of nature.

I wish natural laws could be revoked.

Granted.

I wish that food that tastes so good was also good for you.

Granted, it is. Now you eat it too often and tire of it. And those foods used to be so good…

I wish I had fewer food issues

Granted, but your food issues are replaced by other issues.

I wish for some frozen yogurt...Yum!

Granted, you have frozen yogurt. Unfortunately you seem to have developed an allergy to cold things. (Yes, cold urticaria is a real thing)

I wish I could write a creepy screenplay for a horror movie and have it made into a popular movie.

Granted!

I wish I could when free gas (petrol) for a year. That would be so nice.

Granted, you win free gas. Too bad your car breaks down. The only car you can use for the foreseeable future is an electric car. Enjoy your free petrol!

I wish “Invasion” hadn’t been stopped after one season.

Granted! It continues on, but even movie and TV show episode that features a turtle get destroyed in a mysterious way.

I wish for my car not to break down. That would make me sad.

Granted, your car doesn’t break down, but you’re still sad. You’re so fed up with that car you had hoped to get something better, but as long as it works you just can’t justify the cost.

I wish for movie and TV shows featuring turtles to not get destroyed.

Granted, but all horror movies are now banned in Norway (like so many other things you love).

I wish I was at the beach.

Granted, you’re at Fukushima Beach, soaking up cesium.

I wish for Norway to not ban horror movies too in addition to everything else.