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KittenWithAWhip
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06 Jul 2010, 11:08 am

You receive some sand in your food.

*inserts a pot of boiling water*

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Heck no, I don't want no dang turkey bacon...

reginaterrae
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Location: Maryland, USA

06 Jul 2010, 11:09 am

You receive a boiled egg.

*inserts a salt shaker*

KittenWithAWhip
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06 Jul 2010, 11:15 am

You get a slug.

*inserts some of Fred and George's Ton Tongue Toffee*

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Heck no, I don't want no dang turkey bacon...

reginaterrae
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06 Jul 2010, 11:16 am

You get a dislocated jaw.

*inserts a cup of broth*

TallyMan
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06 Jul 2010, 2:17 pm

You receive some croutons.

*inserts Regina's credit card and enters her pin number 8620*

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I've left WP indefinitely.

reginaterrae
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06 Jul 2010, 3:34 pm

You receive a 25-year sentence for identity theft.

*inserts a pair of handcuffs*

KittenWithAWhip
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06 Jul 2010, 5:05 pm

You get an officer wearing short shorts and no shirt.

*inserts The Village People CD*

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Heck no, I don't want no dang turkey bacon...

reginaterrae
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06 Jul 2010, 6:52 pm

You receive a wolf whistle from a construction worker.

*inserts a penny whistle*

KittenWithAWhip
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06 Jul 2010, 6:57 pm

You get all the dogs in the neighborhood.

*inserts penny candy*

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Heck no, I don't want no dang turkey bacon...

reginaterrae
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Age: 59
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06 Jul 2010, 6:58 pm

You get a dust bunny.

*inserts a pacifier*

KittenWithAWhip
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06 Jul 2010, 6:59 pm

You get a colicky baby.

*inserts dirty diaper*

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Heck no, I don't want no dang turkey bacon...

reginaterrae
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06 Jul 2010, 7:06 pm

You receive a compost tumbler.

*inserts a shovel*

Descartes
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06 Jul 2010, 7:09 pm

You have received a graveyard shift.

*inserts quarter*

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reginaterrae
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06 Jul 2010, 7:12 pm

You receive a job at the local mortuary.

*inserts a clean handkerchief*

Descartes
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06 Jul 2010, 7:16 pm

You get the handkerchief back after someone has used it to blow their nose.

*inserts quarter*

reginaterrae
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06 Jul 2010, 7:17 pm

You receive a single-use package of laundry detergent.

*inserts a thumb*

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