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13 Feb 2008, 7:30 pm

Granted! he pays the entire year in advance... now you cant go to college...


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14 Feb 2008, 4:52 am

I wish Strapples made a wish.


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14 Feb 2008, 6:40 am

Granted, but it was so stupid that it made your brain refuse to register it.

I wish there was a way to identify idiots without talking to them


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14 Feb 2008, 7:01 am

AndersTheAspie wrote:
Granted, but it was so stupid that it made your brain refuse to register it.

I wish there was a way to identify idiots without talking to them


Granted but the idiot sense-o-matic weighs 50 pounds and is freaking expensive

I wish my sleep pattern didnt suck so bad right now


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14 Feb 2008, 11:41 am

Granted, not right now but every other time for all eternity.



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14 Feb 2008, 9:31 pm

Granted. They're Jackasses. :wink:

I wish somebody gave me some freaking chocolate for Valentine's Day. That's seriously the only thing good about the holiday.



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14 Feb 2008, 9:36 pm

Granted! But you recieved it from a guy you despise.

I wish for the sessions table to be cleared already so I discontinue getting this god forsaken error..


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14 Feb 2008, 9:51 pm

(God, I know)
Granted. you get a computer virus instead.

I wish my lips didn't hurt.



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14 Feb 2008, 10:24 pm

Granted! You get kissed by strapples.

I wish to find my godawful car keys so I can GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!! !


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14 Feb 2008, 10:28 pm

Granted. But you walk to your car to find that all four tires have been slashed, somebody dug their key into the side of your pretty little suped up four wheel drive, and carved their name into your leather seat. :wink:


I wish I could fly. (Boring, I know)


(Haha! That's kind of mean in a way...)



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14 Feb 2008, 10:29 pm

Granted! But everyone else can fly too, so it's no longer interesting to fly.

I wish valentine's day wasn't so boring.


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14 Feb 2008, 10:31 pm

Granted. You go out partying, get drunk, and get in a car crash. :D Or, ya know, you could come to my place... :wink: Haha. Just messin with you.

I wish my dang bangs would grow.



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14 Feb 2008, 10:34 pm

(hey, i like that idea ;))

Granted! But they're colored pink, cannot be cut and grow to the floor.

I wish to know where TutuFairy lives.


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14 Feb 2008, 10:35 pm

TutuFairy wrote:
(God, I know)
Granted. you get a computer virus instead.

I wish my lips didn't hurt.


(I hate this f*cking error)

Granted! But you must give me a tight hug and a warm slobbery kiss before the wish is granted.

I wish I were admin of WP. I'd have this s**t fixed by now


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14 Feb 2008, 10:37 pm

Granted! But you destroy the board.

I still wish to know where TutuFairy lives. @_@


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14 Feb 2008, 10:39 pm

886 wrote:
(hey, i like that idea ;))

Granted! But they're colored pink, cannot be cut and grow to the floor.

I wish to know where TutuFairy lives.


Granted. But I move soon after. :lol:

I wish Strapples would stop skipping so many dang posts! :wink: