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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Owns a cottage made entirely from cat skins!
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Owns a gondola made entirely of Gorgonzola.
Owns an Apple computer running at 10 mega pips with lots of core memory.
Yensid Veteran
Joined: 18 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 5,253Location: Honolulu, Hawaii
Owns a Windows PC made out of glass, with vertical blinds.
superboyian Veteran
Joined: 9 Sep 2009Age: 34Gender: MalePosts: 14,718Location: London
He owns Windows 3.1 and still uses dial-up.
Can predict your future by reading your eyebrows.
"You are going to have a very bright future as I can see by reading your eyebrows" But there's something else a bit bizarre I'm reading... It happens that you will turn into this cat as shown in your avatar.
ProfessorX Veteran
Joined: 8 Feb 2007Age: 52Gender: MalePosts: 16,795
Wound up doing public service announcements for Microsoft
Forced to do community service, picking avatars for people without avatars.
jennyishere Veteran
Joined: 9 Jan 2009Age: 64Gender: FemalePosts: 9,848Location: Australia
Forced to do community service teaching yoga to cats.
Gets people into yoga positions, then tickles them.
Gets cats into yoga positions, photographs them, then uses the photos as his avatars.
Punishes dogs by making them stand in the corner.
Is only able to open doors with an axe.
Used to make doors for a living until his job got axed.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Used to make doors for a living until the smell of a rose bush made him want to become a tender flower lady.