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You're welcome.

Granted! They live 4 weeks.

I wish to not be allergic to oxygen.

Granted! How about nitrogen? (70 % of the atmosphere).

I wish for the turtles to live longer than a month.

Wish granted. They live forever and end up in a lot of pain after they are a year old, so they are unhappy and the only thing that can make them happy is you.
I wish for snow.

Wish granted. Snow finally comes, albeit in the form of a giant snowman that breaks in and steals all of the frozen goodies from your fridge.

I wish for a cute little farm in Vermont.

Wish granted but your animals get stolen.
I wish to see the jolly snowman, Olaf.

Granted, but you are forever trapped inside the world of "Frozen."

I wish they would finish the road construction on the interstate.

Granted. They are now having construction on the street you live on.

I wish birds flew in reverse.

Hummingbirds do.

Granted, but they can't see where they are going. They fly backwards into building and such and die.

I wish for there not to be construction on my street.

Granted, but there is now an interstate being constructed inside your house.

I wish that I would stop getting sick so much.

Things just got interesting.

Granted, you don't get sick as much, but you now feel pain twice as much.

I wish an interstate wouldn't be constructed in my house.

Wish granted it gets done in front of your workplace.
I wish to swim in the snowy weather.

Granted, but you get hypothermia.

I wish all this road construction would stop.

Wish granted nothing new ever gets built again Too bad there is a fire
I wish to see my nieces and nephews. I miss them so much.

Granted!

I wish my favorite bracelet hadn't broke.

Granted, but all your other bracelets will.

I wish England would realize that they need one more immigrant.

Granted, but England soon sinks into the ocean.

I wish that things would stop breaking.