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jennyishere
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06 May 2011, 3:22 am

Was a sluggish boxer and regularly got slugged. :eye:



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06 May 2011, 3:26 am

Was arrested for animal cruelty for holding snail fighting contests.


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06 May 2011, 6:31 am

Arrests people who hold slug fights.


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06 May 2011, 7:30 am

Fought with a slug and got slimed. :eew:



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06 May 2011, 7:37 am

Tried to use a live slug in a vending machine.


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06 May 2011, 7:39 am

Bought a slug vending machine so that he could have fresh slugs as required.



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06 May 2011, 8:13 am

Uses stale slugs. 8O


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06 May 2011, 11:28 am

Is the real producer of Slurm (as featured on Futurama)


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06 May 2011, 3:02 pm

Cleans all the guano in Bat Man's cave using a spatula and a toothbrush.



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06 May 2011, 3:06 pm

Buys all the guano from me to use as toothpaste.


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06 May 2011, 5:02 pm

Leaves burning guano on his neighbors' porches.


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06 May 2011, 6:15 pm

Yensid exudes lemon juice when squeezed.


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06 May 2011, 10:05 pm

Squeezes random strangers to see what comes out.


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07 May 2011, 2:57 am

Squeezes random bananas to see what comes out.



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07 May 2011, 3:52 am

Shakes and squeezes cows to make milkshakes.


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07 May 2011, 5:11 am

Has autism 8O


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