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Granted, plants now tell you whenever they need to be watered. Unfortunately, they only speak in ancient Egyptian, so you're unable to understand what they're saying.

I wish that the birds wouldn't make so much noise so early in the morning.

Wish granted:
Every morning the skies darken with black rain clouds that cover the sun. The birds think it is still night-time because it is so dark, and so stay asleep.

Hi Lillikoi,
I like the sound of some birds that do the 'Dawn Chorus', but others like Herring Gulls "Squarking" sounds awful.

SOUNDS NICE:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CL77xgPyKM[/youtube]

SOUNDS AWFUL:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox0yEwmDC-Y[/youtube]

My wish:

I wish that everyone in the world was nice to eachother, and everyone treated one another in the same way that they themselves would like to be treated.

What a nice wish!! Granted but animals are still not treated fairly.
I wish animals were treated fairly

Granted, they are all treated exactly the same. However, different animals have different needs. Go ahead, give a fish a nice tree to climb along with his chimp friends, and see how that goes.

I wish my nose wasn't so stuffy from allergies.

Granted, now your allergies send you into anaphylactic shock instead.

I wish I knew the Cyrillic alphabet.

Granted, you know the Cyrillic alphabet along with other alphabets. You are consumed by learning them all, and by learning many different languages. You are so consumed by it all that that you start neglecting yourself by not eating enough, or showering, and.....and wait for it......going to the bathroom in your pants. (Last time, I promise).

I wish I would stop coming across spiders at work. They need to fumigate.

Ya know… Earlier today I saw a post about not liking going to public restrooms and I nearly posted “I’d rather…” but then I figured someone would get too much of a kick outta it

Granted, you stop coming across spiders at work. Because they all moved home to you. They still fumigate your workplace and the residual chemicals ruins your ability to feed yourself. Now you have to be spoon fed every meal. Strangely all other functions and abilities are intact. That means that everyday your colleagues will laugh their heads off watching you be fed. Open wide, here comes the airplane!

I wish someone would realize that learning languages has no effect on certain other abilities.

Granted, but that person is not me.

I wish the spiders wouldn't move to my house, or that the residual chemicals make me lose the ability to feed myself.

Granted, the spiders move to your car. The chemicals influence the way you think. Now you love to eat raw spiders and whenever you see one you try to catch it. Yummy!

I wish trees could be shaken for money and that if you hit rocks with a shovel money might come out, just like in “Animal Crossing”.

Granted, but now trees won't give us fruit, so no more apples, oranges or peaches ever again.

I wish I smelled like roses.

JSBACHlover, I forgot to answer something you asked me here earlier. The reason I don't currently have any pet turtle is that they aren't legal here in Norway. You need special permit.

Granted. Poisonous fruit.

I wish I was more intelligent.

Granted, you're a genius, but with that comes increased boredom being under stimulated.

I wish for fruit to not be poisonous.

Granted. All fruit tastes like liver, but they aren't poisonous. Enjoy. They are so good for you.

I wish each and everyday was just a little bit different.

Granted. On Monday you find a small spider in your cereal. On Tuesday you have to lock up with your 'fave' manager who is in a particularly by the rules mood. On Wednesday you come across a huge spider at work. On Thursday a creepy guy follows you around. On Friday you lose your wallet. On Saturday you sleep in. Sunday finds you having a row with your neighbor.
Every day is just a little different from the day before it.

I wish for nothing to taste like liver, not even liver.

Not quite what I had in mind....

Granted, now everything tastes like dirt.

I wish to go see my friend's baby here soon.