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10 Feb 2014, 12:33 am

Stupid snow machines, lol.

Granted, it’ll rain instead of snow the next days, but after that it’ll snow half a meter worth of snow (a little less than 2 feet). You will have to make use of your new-found skiing skills in order to get to work. Doesn’t that sound fun?

I wish to not be interrogated and tormented with turtle soup and liver. What do they think I did anyway? I’m innocent, I tell ya!

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10 Feb 2014, 12:48 am

Granted! You are tormented into insanity with Barney videos instead.

I wish I could snap my fingers and my hair and makeup would be done and look perfect.

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10 Feb 2014, 12:56 am

Granted, but you develop a sudden onset of color blindness so your clothes won’t go together.

I wish to not be tormented into insanity with Barney videos either. (What sick mind came up with Barney anyway?)

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10 Feb 2014, 1:01 am

Sheryl Leach did.

Granted, but your old pal Chucky who first introduced you to Barney comes back to kill you.

I wish to never develop color blindness or any other health related issue.

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10 Feb 2014, 1:11 am

Never heard of her but that figures. It had to be a leech.

Granted, but you’ll develop PTSD because you have watched too much Barney. You go to therapy where you are exposed to Barney videos and songs and as you progress Barney himself.

I wish Chucky would stay away.

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10 Feb 2014, 1:18 am

I thought I wished for no health related issues.

Granted! Chucky stays away, but his bride doesn't.

I wish I knew where I'd be in 5 years.

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10 Feb 2014, 1:22 am

Granted, Chucky runs off as soon as Freddie Kruger arrives on the scene, as he then starts terrorizing your dreams.

Without any change in my self what so ever, I wish I could fly under my own power ( without falling) and breath underwater (or in air, or space).

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10 Feb 2014, 1:24 am

Shikari wrote:

I thought I wished for no health related issues.

Granted! Chucky stays away, but his bride doesn't.

I wish I knew where I'd be in 5 years.

Granted! where ever you go there you are! so in 5 years time you will be exactly where you then will be standing.

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10 Feb 2014, 1:28 am

Oh! Sorry, I interpreted that to be physical health. Okay, granted, you get no health related issues but absolutely everyone else does.

Granted, you know where you are in 5 years. Just like in a short story I once read you get to choose once you know if you want to remember it. You decide not to. What was that about? You’ll see in 5 years.

I wish to never meet the bride of Chucky.

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10 Feb 2014, 10:10 am

Granted, she no longer wants chucky, so is no longer his bride, she now has her eyes on you. which also makes chucky kind of mad at you.

I wish I could take all the wealth of the world and then give everyone an equal share of it.

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10 Feb 2014, 4:34 pm

AspergianMutantt wrote:

I wish I could take all the wealth of the world and then give everyone an equal share of it.

This one is difficult as the definition of "wealth" is subjective.
It may mean material wealth (Money), spiritual wealth (Enlightenment),, or emotional wealth (Love).

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10 Feb 2014, 10:15 pm

AspergianMutantt wrote:

I wish I could take all the wealth of the world and then give everyone an equal share of it.

Granted. Now we're all poor.

I wish that the eye in the back of my head was stealthily hidden so that the back of my head remains as beautiful and full of hair as it is now.

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11 Feb 2014, 12:58 pm

JSBACHlover wrote:

I wish that the eye in the back of my head was stealthily hidden so that the back of my head remains as beautiful and full of hair as it is now.

Hi JSBACHlover,
I am sure that you don't have an eye in the back of your head. Although you might have, but I've never heard of it before.
I know that the internal "projection screen" where the sense of vision is perceived takes place at the back of the brain, but that's internal rather than being an eye itself.

OK, the best I can do is:
JSBACHlover becomes a devout Sikh, and therefore wears a turban at all times.

I wish that there was far less traffic on the roads.

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11 Feb 2014, 5:19 pm

Granted. The traffic is now on the sidewalks and in parks.

I wish run 5 miles in less than a minute.

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11 Feb 2014, 9:14 pm

Wish granted, but you are in a lot of pain afterwards.
I wish there wasn't going to be an ice storm.

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11 Feb 2014, 11:25 pm

Granted. No ice storm, but 70 tornadoes touch down in and around your town on the same day. Much devastation.

I wish the 60 degree weather we are expecting will hurry up and get here.

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