Corrupt A Wish

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Granted! He doesn't post at all and the forum dies.

I wish for my dad to come home so I can have his spare key..

Granted, but it's a spare key to something else.

I wish I had more self control damn it.

Granted! But you have too much and your brain explodes.

I wish for tomorrow to come sooner. (going skiing)

Granted, but you get eaten by the Yeti.

I wish I could go snowboarding. Or, learn how anyway. haha

Granted! But you fall and break your legs.

I wish for TutuFairy to want to ski rather than to snowboard.

Granted. I steal your skis to do it.
(I do want to do both. It's just that there are are more people here that snowboard, so it would be easier)


I wish 886 didn't care if I wanted to snowboard or ski.

Granted! But you realize he never really did in the first place.

I wish to teach TutuFairy to ski/board.

Granted, but I'd have to kill you.


I wish it snowed more often.

Granted! but it snows so much your house is buried and you run out of supplies.

I wish for the Super smash brothers brawl release date to be sooner.

Granted, but they smash you.

I wish 886 didn't really think I was that horrible of a person that I'd kill him.

Granted! But he still thinks you're secretly a serial killer.

I wish to make friends who listen to Serj Tankian.

Granted, but they are also secret serial killers. And you're just their type.

I wish my friend was actually a real friend.

Granted! But only in your imagination.

I wish I had thought of a more creative username.

Granted. It is now. "CreamO'Wheaten_Terrier"

I wish I wasn't so lame.

Granted! You're even lamer.

I wish to know what a "Honking Antelope" is.

(Oh, that's a good one. I have no idea where I came up with that other crap. I guess because it's so lame, nobody else would want it making it pretty original.)

Granted. You know what it is, but you wish you'd never known.

I wish my stomach didn't hurt.