Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. The daycare is gone, but now there are literally hundreds of birds chirping right outside your window. The chirping is loud and shrill, and it doesn't stop.

I wish to not be chased by a polar bear, or more likely (seeing where I live) a black bear, or any kind of wild animal.

Well, the polar bear escaped from a private collection, so technically it’s a pet

Granted, you are chased by a herd of pigs instead. They’re not wild, but as pigs often are, they’re real grumpy.

I wish the birds got an otherwise harmless throat infection and couldn’t chirp.

Granted, but they poop excessively. Better watch out the next time you walk outside.

I wish to not get chased by any kind of livestock. There are so many livestock here. It could happen.

Granted, now you get chased by the birds from Hitchcock’s movie.

I wish birds didn’t leave so much droppings, and that they couldn’t poop when flying. Between the magpies, seagulls and pigeons, we have enough!

NO!!

Granted. Now they fly into windows and drop dead. Dead birds everywhere! It's the aflockalypse.

I wish to not be chased or terrorized by anything.

Now where’s the fun in that? Granted, you’re not chased or terrorized by anything. However, not a single dog owner picks up after their dog, so you step in dog doody every day. You start suffering from insomnia and can’t get much sleep, and what you do get it interrupted. A daycare is built outside your home and in day you hear the sweet voices of children screeching their heads off and at night you hear the local youth having rowdy get-togethers there with plenty of alcohol. Your new neighbor has seven parrots and ten canaries and they are all very loud. For some reason your water turn brown. The authorities say it’s safe but it looks disgusting. But you’re not chased or terrorized by anything.

I wish birds would stop flying into windows. They see the building there, why are they trying to enter it??

Wish granted. Instead of chasing you around, the bears and wild pigs just decide to set up camp in your backyard.

I wish it would snow tomorrow so I wouldn't have to work on a certain school project. *cough* art history *cough*

Granted. It snows so you won't have to work on your art history project. Problem is, the snow is slick and cause numerous traffic accidents in your neighbourhood.

I wish I had a tummy full of Chinese food.

Granted, except its a real oriental person that gets chopped up and then forced down you.



I wish I never had to be lonely and without a mate again, a good mate.

Ah, here's a game I can genuinely enjoy.

Your wish is granted. You and your best friend are together in a void of nothingness for all eternity.

EDIT: Oh yeah, I need a wish of my own. Hold on...

EDIT2: I thought about wishing no one can corrupt my future wishes, but I think that would violate the spirit of the game!

I wish I was 10% stronger than I am right now.

Granted, but if I hold all the happiness in the world, there will be no happiness left for anyone else.

I wish I could sleep in in the morning.

Granted.

I wish nail polish dried faster.

It dries so fast it crumbles into dust.

I wish Youtube would go back to the way it was before it started to suck.