Corrupt A Wish

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Thanks for those things. But they have to come from somewhere, and they are taken from you and some other people.

I wish Youtube would go back to the way it was before it started to suck.

Granted, Youtube ceases to exist.

I wish money did not exist.

Granted. Now we have to sell ourselves into servitude to get the things we need.

I wish I had friends and wasn't so alone.

Granted.

I wish it was Friday.

Granted, it’s Friday the 13th and you’re about to meet Jason Voorhees.

I wish Chucky dolls weren’t ridiculously expensive.

Granted. They aren't expensive and you have one now, but as it has been said before, he loves Barney and will sing friendship songs to you. He then tries to kill you.

I wish creepy dolls didn't exist, or the creepy people who collect them and put them on display.

Now how is this li'l QT creepy? Even his clothes tell ya he's a good guy! From his product description: "he speaks key movie lines like: "Hi, It's Chucky," Voodoo Chant, Evil Laughter, and more!" See? No friendship songs, and he definitely doesn't like Barney!

Granted, but seeing as I have one doll on display I will cease to exist too. I guess it'll happen as soon as I hit submit.

I wish to never see or hear Barney again.

Granted. Barney is now replaced with Dora the Explorer.

I wish gas stations still had attendants that will pump the gas for you.

Granted but it won’t be a free service.

I wish radon gas wasn’t an issue.

Granted, but asbestos is now more of a problem.

I wish my brother would live on his own. He does much better when he lives alone.

Granted, he lives on his own, but he’ll be lonely.

I wish there wasn’t asbestos in the concrete they used for this building.

Granted, but there is asbestos in all the tile floors.

I wish the drive to work wasn't so far.

Granted, a shortcut is opened, but the long queue leads to it taking as long as the old road, so you won’t save any time.

I wish asbestos had never been discovered and so wasn’t used in residences.

Asbestos not used in residences but the buildings remain cold due to lack of insulation.

I wish I wasn't an alcoholic.

Granted: You take part in a clinical trial of a new drug that supresses alcoholism. As a side effect your skin turns grey with purple spots. Since you were the only one with that side effect, the FDA deems the drug safe to use and is released to open market.

I wish my insomnia to stop.

In an instant you become a person with narcolepsy.

I wish that companies cared more about their customers.