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gwenevyn
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06 Sep 2007, 11:05 am

Depends on what you mean by imperfect.

The horse didn't kill me last night, btw. I wrestled it down and switched it off. A terrifying adventure, to be sure.

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06 Sep 2007, 11:57 am

Imperfection: I have a spare tire.

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06 Sep 2007, 12:05 pm

I doubt it matters. Guys get a lot of wiggle room that way, provided they're not after a very shallow type of girl. I'm told that most girls are very shallow, but I'm not sure I subscribe to that notion.

Then again, I'd say that I am finding that I am a bit shallow. My potential mate does have to be incredibly good looking, to me. It's just that my tastes are rarely standard, so I can be shallow without appearing so.

I think this calls for a random video.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLLtfiGBy9U[/youtube]

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06 Sep 2007, 12:17 pm

gwenevyn wrote:

Depends on what you mean by imperfect.

The horse didn't kill me last night, btw. I wrestled it down and switched it off. A terrifying adventure, to be sure.

Eyelids that look slanted, spots, moles, asymmetrical features, that sort of thing. Nothing serious, but enough to look different.

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06 Sep 2007, 12:24 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAAl2zfk684[/youtube]

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06 Sep 2007, 1:11 pm

Anubis wrote:

Repeat after me-

Girls hate physically imperfect guys.
Girls hate physically imperfect guys.
Girls hate physically imperfect guys.
Girls hate physically imperfect guys.
Girls hate physically imperfect guys.
Girls hate physically imperfect guys.
Girls hate physically imperfect guys.
Girls hate physically imperfect guys.
Girls hate physically imperfect guys.
Girls hate physically imperfect guys.
Girls hate physically imperfect guys.
Girls hate physically imperfect guys.

They will go for thuggish, girly, abusive, gay, wussies, sick perverts, and ignorant fools, but never guys who look abnormal. Even if they're good... you know, lovers. That is the truth and nothing but the truth. [/lie]

Yeah, I'm being weird today. I think too much about girls.

You would know, since you are one...right? :wink:

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06 Sep 2007, 1:16 pm

Anubis wrote:

Eyelids that look slanted, spots, moles, asymmetrical features, that sort of thing. Nothing serious, but enough to look different.

I'm sorry the girls you like appear blind to your charms.

I think you're mistaken though. There are many girls who prefer boys who "look different". Maybe you're just so shy, they don't know how to get near you.

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06 Sep 2007, 1:18 pm

Dude, you have conspiracy theories about the antichrist. I wouldn't go around calling anybody names too hastily if I were you.

Edit: I guess your hastiness was repented :lol:

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06 Sep 2007, 1:19 pm

It's better to look after you're stable in your career anyway; why play the rejection game anyway?

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06 Sep 2007, 1:34 pm

gwenevyn wrote:

Dude, you have conspiracy theories about the antichrist. I wouldn't go around calling anybody names too hastily if I were you.

Edit: I guess your hastiness was repented :lol:

Did I miss something? Was the anti-christ here?

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06 Sep 2007, 1:38 pm

He vanished in a puff of ... nothingness. But he managed to call you a nasty name before he left.

I didn't know we could delete our own posts.

Or maybe I'm just going schizophrenic after all.

Here's the hidden picture link you've been asking after: here.

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06 Sep 2007, 1:49 pm

the kittens stole a grapefruit.

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06 Sep 2007, 2:02 pm

gwenevyn wrote:

He called me a name? Why? For revealing his dirty little secrets? To think I used to fear the great Anubis. Really though, I have never had an issue with Anubis. Couldn't understand those that had.

You can delete so long as nobady has replied.

You are not being stalked...err I mean...look over there :arrow:

!

I can't access it at work. Ugh!

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06 Sep 2007, 2:08 pm

Anubis wouldn't hurt a fly. Or maybe only bad flies.

Can't use photobucket?

And what are those kittens planning to do to that poor fruit?

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06 Sep 2007, 2:15 pm

I am not sure what they are planning but they just stole a bag of rubberbands.

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06 Sep 2007, 2:24 pm

I've got it! The kittens are going to use the grapefruit and the rubber bands to cheat at breaking the Guinness record for largest rubber band ball!

And parakeet, you're gaslighting me with all these post deletions!

If anybody really insults Anubis, I will lay down the smackdown.

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