Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, you no longer have lips to get chapped nor to speak with.



I wish I knew who I was, past name number and rank.

Granted. You now know everything about yourself that you ever wanted to know, including the things you were afraid to ask. You realize you are actually pretty unique and awesome and that people everywhere would come to love you, respect you and give you everything you ever wanted if only they knew. Unfortunately, your true self is doomed to remain a secret known only to yourself so you become a tragic eternal outcast.

(sounds like my life )

I wish that was not my life

Wish granted! You are now a cow being raised for beef. You will live a simple live and those around you will understand your life.

I wish that this wish won't backfire.

Wish is granted, it died completely.

I wish there were more hours in the night.

Granted. The sun stops shining so all remaining hours are in night time.

I wish WP would not shut down again.

That is sooo not currupted in my view. Heaven.



Granted. It froze instead.

I wish my *bleepin* neighbors would taken their 14 wind chimes down.

Granted, but here comes a tornado! An early warning system – you know, one that sounds in the presence of increased wind – would have been useful.

I wish I had a nice chocolate cake.

Granted! Your vanilla cakes are now mean, always insulting you on your birthday.

I wish this wish could not be corrupted.

Granted! But you never know for sure that it won't eventually be corrupted and that nagging doubt grows and grows until thinking about it consumes every waking moment.

I wish that I could understand whether people mean what they say.

Granted! You now realize most of the time, people don't mean what they say and you are constantly lied to.When they do mean what they say, you wish they didn't.

I wish I could see a girl at church I like more than once a week, that is not often enough.

Granted wish. You also become telepathic, always hearing people's barrage of thoughts and this makes you very confused when you see her.

I wish I could have the insulting vanilla cakes.
(why I don't know )

Granted! They look so tasty that you eat them. Then they start insulting other than people from your stomach, and can't stop them. You get blamed.

I wish I had a better selection of kitchen knives.

Granted, you have a better selection of kitchen butter knives.

I wish i had my own heated pool.

Granted. The heater is malfunctioning and the water is boiling hot.

I wish for a glass of cool clean water.

granted, but you didn't specify how much water...so there's only one drop

I wish for a fish

Granted, but it's a 300 pound catfish and it won't fit in your fridge, so your forced to leave it out, and the only place it will fit is your bathtub, and the person that helped you carry it went home, so now it's stuck there and you can't move it because it's too large, and it has a lung, so it looks like its breathing. And three weeks later it really, REALLY stinks.

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I wish I didn't have to go out in public today.