Corrupt A Wish

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Granted.... you sleep in late, and cook a nice big breakfast for yourself, looking forward to a long, blissful day of solitude..... when suddenly, a bright flash and crash occurs just outside your back window, shaking the house and spilling your cup of tea.

Within 30 minutes, there are knocks on your door. A group of camera-wielding reporters and a van full of scientists gather on your front porch. They inform you that a meteorite has landed in your backyard and ask to interview you for the live news coverage. Mobs of neighbors and local residents crowd into your yard to catch a glimpse of the meteorite. Police arrive to restrain the crowd, sealing off your yard with yellow tape. The city mayor climbs out of a limousine and gives a speech, announcing his intention to celebrate this day as "Meteorite Day" from now on, and the crowd erupts in cheers. There are plans to erect a meteorite statue on your street. Children mill about, and street vendors sell cotton candy and hot dogs. Cars pile up, street musicians play music, and when you turn on the television, the first thing you see on the news is an aerial view of your house and backyard being recorded live by a news helicopter.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but the world that becomes instantly peaceful is a different planet....Earth remains bad-tempered and combative and rude.


I wish for a new gate.

Granted, you're now an inmate of a prison and you have plenty of new gates to look at.

I wish I knew for certain if they put a man on the moon.

Granted, you suddenly pop onto an old TV set of the moon and the lander mission, funny how that could look so real if broadcasted over the telly. then suddenly a military guard shows up and arrests you and takes you to a place where your never heard from again.

I wish the next person that makes a wish has their wish granted without any corruption of it.

I wish the last wish was never made (It killed the thread).

Wish granted.

The wish actually was for a pet grasshopper, which showed up at the front door, rang the doorbell, then ate your car.

I wish fir a haircut.

Wish granted, but he always wants you to pay when the two of you go out to dinner.

I wish for rain.

Granted! No matter where you go, a heavy rain springs into existence out of thin air and keeps pouring down on top of you. Your fir haircut grows to a prodigious size and crushes you

I wish the horizon were just a little farther away.

(I do not know if I should be posting here anymore, Last time I killed the thread for nearly 25 days. and then had to give it CPR to get it started again!)

Wish granted, you find your self on Venus which rotates backwards so dawn is always leaving not coming., and where the horizon takes forever to dawn.


I wish I understood how wishes could be truly granted, and with and do so be able to truly grant them my self.

Wish granted.

However, the only wishes you are able to grant are those of children wishing for candy.

And when their mothers find out that it is YOU who are directly responsible for the horrendous dental bills, they will sue you for every penny.

I wish for the mail to come early tomorrow.

Granted! It's all bills. Bills that came earlier.

I wish I get a chance to tell someone I love them tomorrow.

Wish granted, by the phone company.

You will tell someone that your love is endless, eternal, and sincere, but you will find out that the phone company connected you to a wrong number, and that you have just expressed yourself to Vladimir Putin.

I wish for a well in my yard.

Granted. Of course, the well is dry and the person you?d least want to falls in.

I wish I could make things fall through the ground.

Granted, perhaps its something you ate, but from then on when you toot/fart even the birds and insects falls to the ground!


I wish everyone on earth suddenly wanted to be at peace with each other and work towards world harmony together.

A difficult wish that I wish I didn't have to corrupt...

Granted. Everyone is now at peace and harmony but at the cost of the planet's ability to sustain life. With noxious vapors everywhere after the asteroid hit, everyone on the planet lives briefly in total harmony before all dying together in peace.


I wish the moon was neon green: what a pretty sight.