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I blame you for not knowing that blue crustaceans comprise 60% of the local population. So, a random such creature would not necessarily be me.

I spilt some of my soup on the bench yesterday, I've been spilling things a lot lately guess whose fault it is. YOURS.

Now I want some hot soup.


Your fault.

Remember our conversation regarding the BS?

I'm making soup for dinner tonight. It is most definitely not BS.

I blame you for not remembering that I warned you before about using that abbreviation.

Would anyone want to drink that?

I blame you for giving drunk people BS beer.

There are two great nations in the north who drink anything. Your fault not to be a member of either.

It is not my fault where I was born. I am at least trying to make up for it by studying Finnish.

Your fault I am not fluent by now.

I blame you for attempting Finnish fluency while summersaulting across a lake.

Or fjord.

Dear Sylkat,

There's not a single fjord in the Moominland. They are all in Norway.

Krabo the Fjordless.

But there are plenty of fiords (with that spelling) in New Moominland.

Murihiku the Sleepless (your fault, of course).

The fiords here are indeed beautiful, if rather a long way from my house. Last time I visited I was savaged by sand flies. Horrible things.

I was sleepless last night too. Must be something going around. I might go back to bed soon for a nap. Your fault.

I have to blame you for not knowing that the Sand flies are obviously Russian illegal immigrants.....everybody wants to get away from Putin, he's scary!

It's your fault that I have never heard of sand flies. It must be another example of natural disasters that this corner of the earth doesn't recognize.

You haven't kept up your studies of Russian insect life?

Your fault that they are invading Finland now.