Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. Your more creative wish is to be cast into a pool of water that is slightly too cold to be comfortable, and I shall grant that as well.

I wish I had roof access to the Pentagon.

Granted. You now have a really boring job that makes you a target.

I wish for a cooler sounding rank than "tufted titmouse"

Granted. The word "mouse" shall be dropped immediately.

I wish I had lemonade.

Granted. But said lemonade has other yellow liquid in it. Draw your own conclusions.

I wish I had silkier hair

Granted. Now you have beautiful silky hair... produced by a special type of silkworm that lives and breeds inside your head. They are harmless but cause your scalp to be very itchy. Also, near the end of every month, silkworm moths fly out of your ears.

I wish to go with Benjamin Franklin to see Mozart perform his Piano Concerto No. 10 at Paris, France in 1778.

Granted. Those were not the right type of mushrooms on your pizza.

I wish my coffee would cool down faster so I could drink it instead of sip it sooner.

Wish granted - you are invited to the Mega-Super-Awesome Faster Coffee Cooling Company PLC headquarters to try a demo of our soon-to-be flagship product the Mega-Super-Awesome Faster Coffee Cooler Mark 4, but you may encounter some faults with the machine as we haven't ironed out everything yet.

I wish that I could actually think of a wish!

Granted. 1000 wishes per second now fill your head at all times, crowding out everything else.

I wish moving was less complicated.

Granted. Everything moves with ease. so much so that accidents happen frequently as they can't stop in time.

I wish i could control cloud movements.

Granted, but now, every time you stop paying full attention to the clouds, all the water contained in every cloud in the Earth?s atmosphere condenses into a single gigantic drop four kilometers above your head. Brace yourself!

http://what-if.xkcd.com/12/

I wish I could do what I?ve spent the last three months thinking of doing but never actually doing.

granted-but you find that it isn't all you thought it would be?

I wish the internet was free(high speed)

You may get your wish
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=4971121




I wish, that the next poster after me, to have a good day!

Granted unfortunately, you still can't meet the doctor. (I like doctor who, can you tell yet?)



I wish people wouldn't kill slugs so much

I agree. They'll all live quietly in the garden now but you have to tuck them all into bed each night and read a story.

I need more space for all the different wheelie bins I'm to have.

Granted, now you'll have no space to move.

I wish I had magic powers.

Your wish is granted-- You magically gain the ability to read the feelings of mosquitoes, earning you the nickname "The Mosquito Whisperer."

I wish I could have a hot pretzel right now.