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07 Sep 2007, 7:02 pm

*Activates Goldeneye satelite and takes out American power grid*



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07 Sep 2007, 7:05 pm

*deploys fighter squadron to destroy GoldenEye satellite and rapid response troops to take out the Parakeet base*


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07 Sep 2007, 7:42 pm

*Psittacoran Galahs eat rapid response team. Response: wet tail.



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07 Sep 2007, 7:52 pm

The rapid response troops are elite and do not get owned.


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07 Sep 2007, 7:58 pm

Why is that when I get an itch, it's always in a spot I can't reach?


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07 Sep 2007, 8:03 pm

I bet it isn't. You just scratch the rest without thinking.


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07 Sep 2007, 8:08 pm

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Why is that when I get an itch, it's always in a spot I can't reach?


Things that you just don't scratch or even touch in public.


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07 Sep 2007, 8:14 pm

Anubis wrote:
whiteskunk wrote:
Why is that when I get an itch, it's always in a spot I can't reach?


Things that you just don't scratch or even touch in public.


Wanna bet. :lol:


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07 Sep 2007, 8:18 pm

whiteskunk wrote:
Anubis wrote:
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Why is that when I get an itch, it's always in a spot I can't reach?


Things that you just don't scratch or even touch in public.


Wanna bet. :lol:


Do girls scratch their boobs in public?


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07 Sep 2007, 8:20 pm

wiiins



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07 Sep 2007, 8:23 pm

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wiiins


No I win.


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07 Sep 2007, 8:23 pm

Anubis wrote:
whiteskunk wrote:
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Why is that when I get an itch, it's always in a spot I can't reach?


Things that you just don't scratch or even touch in public.


Wanna bet. :lol:


Do girls scratch their boobs in public?


I seen a few do so at the Oregon State Fair.


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07 Sep 2007, 8:26 pm

whiteskunk wrote:
Anubis wrote:
whiteskunk wrote:
Anubis wrote:
whiteskunk wrote:
Why is that when I get an itch, it's always in a spot I can't reach?


Things that you just don't scratch or even touch in public.


Wanna bet. :lol:


Do girls scratch their boobs in public?


I seen a few do so at the Oregon State Fair.


8) :lol:


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07 Sep 2007, 9:12 pm

This video is amazing! Don't take my word for it. Watch it and decide for yourself. I copied it and posted it at my photobucket page.

http://s98.photobucket.com/albums/l256/ ... lVideo.flv

I declare iamnotaparakeet the winner.


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07 Sep 2007, 9:20 pm

*Psittacorians and Ori form an Alliance and win*

This thread is now the property of Tserwi.



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07 Sep 2007, 9:31 pm

Not. The fifth fleet promptly destroys your armada. No match for antimatter missiles and lancer cannons.


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