Corrupt A Wish

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granted. now you're completely wrong about the theory of recursive grammar

i wish I wasn't so thirsty now.

Granted, you're a goldfish in a bowl and will never be short of something to drink again. Try swimming both clockwise and anti clockwise directions to relieve the boredom.

I wish I could visit a parallel universe safely and return to this one when I feel like it.

granted...now you're popping in and out of parallel universes like an electron popping in and out of existence

I wish Virgil would translate himself to Croatian.

Unfortunately Virgil only becomes available in Croatian once every 10 000 posts of yours, so you can't ever read him in Croatian until you hit 20 000 next. (Congratulations on your 10 000 kilometre-stone!)

I wish I could understand and remember everything I read in any language.

lol thanks

granted, now you're so multilingual that no one, not even you yourself knows what you want to say.

I wish that strudel would make itself.

But the meaning of suffering is altered so it means rewarded! Note I hate corrupting this wish! Here's a wish that I would love to be corrupted note this isn't a wish that I'd actually want to happen!
I wish Autism would be cured note please make this wish corrupted so that the wisher would not get what they'd want and nobody gets hurt!

ok. autism is cured. then we wake up!

i wish universities here were more affordable and not expensive to the point where people end up killing themselves.

OK all universities are now free but run like a cross between a jail and a borstal, with military style discipline, early lights out enforced, paddling or kitchen duty for small offenses and so forth.


I wish I could take a trip to California...

you mean no drunken hooligans beerponging into the wee hours?

granted you get to experience the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity of DMV lines, traffic jams on the 405, and million dollar homes.....in the suburbs.

ani rotsa shekvar akhshav yavo ha-choref.

(or, i wish winter would come already.)

Granted. California has its coldest ever winter (The Day After Tomorrow: LA begins to look just like NY in this movie). You have to ski wherever you go, and burn books to keep warm once the redwoods are finished...

I wish I had the power to shut down spammers using just my mind!

Granted. You can't control the power and the whole site shuts down, but you get rid of the spammers that way.

I wish my car would fix itself.

Granted. It fixes itself. It can no longer procreate. Does that really help?

I wish there were no spam bots.

granted, but you are enslaved forever to complete their evil work.

I wish Firefly was back.

Granted. But all the actors have been replaced and none of the new ones fit their character.

I wish there were far more episodes of "Twilight Zone"

Granted. Bad things will happen to turtles in those new episodes.

I wish people meant what they said.

granted, they find themselves using hyperbole and threats way too often.

i wish the russian exchange student didn't have to be such a cutie.