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theimperiousdork
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16 May 2010, 8:28 pm

postmodern writer

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16 May 2010, 8:30 pm

post-apocalyptic writer

reginaterrae
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17 May 2010, 6:20 am

Post-apocalyptic preacher.

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17 May 2010, 9:17 am

Post-apocalyptic real-estate agent and house mover.

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17 May 2010, 9:33 am

Telephone customer obstruction agent.

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17 May 2010, 10:53 am

Telesales person, specialising in cold call sales trying to sell funeral assurance policies to the over 90's.

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17 May 2010, 11:13 am

At least I could talk to real live human beings!

You: Programmer of automated customer service labyrinths.

"what are you calling about? Please say 'billing', 'add services', 'phone', or 'DSL'"
Me: "phone"
"I think you said, 'March to Hawaii'. Is this correct?"
No. I said "phone".
"I think you said, 'Little pitchers have big ears'. Is this correct?"
NO. I said "PHONE", you bleepin MORON.
"I think you said, 'Somewhere over the rainbow, bluebirds fly.' Is this correct?

No, it goes ON and ON and ON, and it gets WAY more moronic than that, and I get way more angry than that. By the time I do get to a real live human being, pity that person for being the innocent target of phone rage.
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17 May 2010, 11:41 am

^ :lmao:

I'll program it, you dictate the automated replies. :lol:

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17 May 2010, 11:45 am

Well, I got the phone service cancelled, that was the worst. Ironic, it's the phone company that has the absolute worst phone support! :evil: Anyway, now at least I'm laughing at it :lol:

You: Therapist.